did you know? 6

chuck who?

"Russians take guns to space to protect themselves against bears -"

OMG SPACE BEARS :O

< mfw "-if they land off-course when returning"

All these facts

HAS SCIENCE GONE TO FAR?

The rest is chocolate.

This one got cut off up there and it was bothering me so much of what he hoped to have with the queen that I looked it up myself. So if anyone was kinda bothered by it too, here it is.

this just in, great britain has just outlawed wild carrots.

Today, I learned that Mr T was a god damned badass.

Janitor to CEO is easy

Why di I think it said that Jackie Chan was a pornstar?

Clint is such a BOSS!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SLJJc8siyU
Jackie Chan singing "I'll make a man out of you" from Mulan
In case anyone wants to hear it.

Before Chuck Norris goes to sleep at night, he checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood

The golden temple isn't special , all sikh temples (gurdwadas) do that.

Didn't say gender.

There's more to the Hefner quote than just that. It's;

"The notion that Playboy turns women into sex objects is ridiculous. Women are sex objects. If women weren't sex objects, there wouldn't be another generation. It's the attraction between the sexes that makes the world go 'round. That's why women wear lipstick and short skirts."

No reason to cut the quote out like that, OP.

because don't fuck with clint eastwood.....