A Call to Action and a Plan for Reform

My fellah Funnyjunkers. I mined this site net hang age. I am oldfag- I am net a highly respected
member er an important leader m the rankings. I am just a man. But I see many things wrang with this site. I
stand befire yeu taday ta address centeral issues.
We are a laughing stack- The fourth website m the Internet greats, after Bchart. Freddie. and Tumblr.
respectively. Our reputation is in the tailed. eur community is dying. We are little mare than a sad relic m a site
that ence was great. The days when we made memes, successful anes. like Oh Cad Why, is hang gene. Our
classic. , is falling. We are descending inte a pany filled and ridden madness. I call
opan yeu taday ta stand. Stand against the crewing threat ta eur community and eur site.
lam veteran. But the stories then tell are m a better site, a site where things were funnier than they
ence were. Perhaps this is just the shiny buff that time gives things. but I think that it is achievable. But right
new. is damaged. thrawn under the bus by eur leader/ supreme / expediter/ tall in chief
DJ 4DM1N. He has ruined this site, as have the searious communities that have swept through like awaits. I have
centeral problems-
Firstly. the fucking channels. Channels were created as away ta retain diversity. They have turned inte
the apposite- Thousands m fanboys use the channels ta segregate the cement. Firstly. it makes extremely
unfair competition- Engand, the whale fun m the site is geing through the cement and seeing all m it
Ponytime, er Bendingtimes Matte mention that there were past days when all eeveryone saw were these He.
due ta the fanboys.
We must recette this menace. Channels are an attack an the diversity and funniness m this site..
promoting isolation and massive fleeting m cement reluctant anly ta these whe understand the shew and
watch it. I' m leaking at yeu, Bendingtimes Ponytime seems ta have substituted penies fer ragefaces in their
cames. but Bendingtime just became an inside jake fest and a little fanboy aggy- that that ponytime didn' t
the same thing. but at least the Blenders' went away after a while.
Secondly, get rid m the beards. All m them. We are net Achem This awe gees fer beards as
well. Fuck them all. They are unnecesary and in the case m the brane beard. shew special treatment- The
bronies are a massive grawp, ready ta jump an any butthurt bandwagon that cames their way. they can fend
far . And if yeu want ta tap ta them.. get the fuck aut m please. Ga ta Achem There is ream far
an .. but anly if eeveryone is equal. The bronies get special privileges because they' re really
fucking abba: u: ious. Maybe they wouldn' t be an issue if they were treated like eeveryone else.
Thirdly. get ether moderaters- At the moment. we have little mare than a palace state.. Easterner by
DJ 4DM1N' s eatery whim. Bans far disagreement er just because he thaught it warld be funny. Our Trall in Chief
must be stepped. We need moderaters ta regulate camment sedans and pests. Matte be the pain palace.
but ta ban retards. That' s what I want. A full.. permanent ban far all the retards. And eatery ban warld be
subject ta appeal based an whether it was just an unpopular opinian er a genuine reasen. Our community
needs ta thin the herd and thumbs aren' t enaugh-
Fourth, mare image rails- Or camment rails- Or user rails- Only number rails, and esten these
cauld prabably - There is NC) reasen far these ta be in here. It degrades the camment semen, Heads the
notifications. and diesn' t add anything ta the site. He mare. If I scroll dawn, I want ta see a debate er a
witty camment. net a railed image, which mare aften than net cames ham the El pany thread. Na mare.
I knew that what I say is unpopular. I knew that what I say will get me thumbed dawn ta all hell. Burl
think that this needed ta be said. I mined this site because m what I liked abaut it. It seemed like a nice
site, with a great settup. with lets m options in the comments. I liked the fact that the community wasn' t quite
silly as Achem El cauld be a respected member m the Internet. But we are net. The time has came far
us ta begin ta take back eur site. Stand against the crewing darkness! Because gad news it needs ta be
a let m yeu ta make a change happen.
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