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Bruce Lee
Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris?
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I feel sorry for the man that has to face Bruce Lee when the inevitable zombie apocalypse happens.
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thisnick (08/12/2012) [+]
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Chuck Norris is actually a pretty badass guy. Sure, the internet hypes him as a god but he can legitimately kick ass.
Through his entire professional competitive karate career, he has lost only 10 fights. Out of 145 fights. He held the professional middleweight karate championship title for 6 consecutive years.
He was also credited with being the second Westerner in documented history of Tae Kwon Do to earn the eighth degree black belt grand master title.
Now he's old and endorses Bowflex and the bible
Through his entire professional competitive karate career, he has lost only 10 fights. Out of 145 fights. He held the professional middleweight karate championship title for 6 consecutive years.
He was also credited with being the second Westerner in documented history of Tae Kwon Do to earn the eighth degree black belt grand master title.
Now he's old and endorses Bowflex and the bible
Bruce Lee was a fucking badass. Motherfucker got his back broken in a tournament, they said hed never walk again. Well he sure as fucking shit did walk again, in fact he developed his own fighting style and came back to break the motherfuckers back that broke his back.
Is that even a question? Chuck Norris not only admitted that in a fight to the death, Bruce would win, but while Chuck Norris is an exceptional fighter, he's nothing that would be counted as something unusual for a human. Compared to Bruce Lee, who is superhuman in strength and speed. (Performing feats such as being able to side kick a 300lbs punching bag into the ceiling, and punch a distance of 3 ft in 0.05 seconds)
It still amazes me though that such a powerful man was killed by such an overlooked anomaly as a medication allergy.
It still amazes me though that such a powerful man was killed by such an overlooked anomaly as a medication allergy.
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cherno (08/12/2012) [-]
do you know why there are so many chuck norris jokes but none about bruce lee?
because bruce lee is no joke.
because bruce lee is no joke.
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anonimoss (08/12/2012) [+]
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**anonimoss rolled a random image posted in comment #9599 at Reaction Images ** what i use to kill my enemies
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Cambro (08/12/2012) [-]
Oh, yes, Bruce Lee. He mastered a one thumb push up (yeah, google that shit), an extremely powerful 6 inch punch that would knock others backwards, and was a genius at philosophy.
Though he did "create" a new fighting style by mixing and matching other fighting styles and incorporating a more aggressive approach to Wing Chun, Bruce Lee himself would say it is inaccurate to say he crafted a new fighting style. Bruce Lee said in an interview that styles are overrated and that he only truly mastered martial arts when he broke the bounds of fighting styles and simply fought intuitively. Fighting, to Bruce Lee, was about artistic expression. Because it is expression, everyone fights different. Therefore no one falls under a fighting "style," but rather can just resemble one. Jeet Kune Do (The Way of the Intercepting Fist) contradicts itself in its title when it says "Using no way as a way." Using "no way" cannot be a fighting style, but yet it claims it is a "way." People have misinterpreted this to mean that Bruce Lee was creating his own fighting style, when instead he was just saying there are no fighting styles, just be you and fight.
Though he did "create" a new fighting style by mixing and matching other fighting styles and incorporating a more aggressive approach to Wing Chun, Bruce Lee himself would say it is inaccurate to say he crafted a new fighting style. Bruce Lee said in an interview that styles are overrated and that he only truly mastered martial arts when he broke the bounds of fighting styles and simply fought intuitively. Fighting, to Bruce Lee, was about artistic expression. Because it is expression, everyone fights different. Therefore no one falls under a fighting "style," but rather can just resemble one. Jeet Kune Do (The Way of the Intercepting Fist) contradicts itself in its title when it says "Using no way as a way." Using "no way" cannot be a fighting style, but yet it claims it is a "way." People have misinterpreted this to mean that Bruce Lee was creating his own fighting style, when instead he was just saying there are no fighting styles, just be you and fight.
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cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** (08/12/2012) [+]
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**cerealisticbeing rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at Omegle RP ** bruce lee was basically the guy that could do it all, not some iconic faggot like norris
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cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** (08/12/2012) [-]
**cerealisticbeing rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at The Drive Thru Zone **