This is why I love 'Merica

no, theyre all on tumblr

are you assuming that we have lives?

But everyone on FJ is 12.

Your point?

And the rest of us are like

Kevin Hart, Seriously Funny. The best part is when he curses out his teacher

Kevin Hart's standup...

I can't even talk to girls.
I don't know how I would have a kid.
Or how I can ever get a wife and have kids.
Now I'm sad.

lesson 1.1 in talking to girls
> talk to them like you talk to other people

>Implying I know other people
I don't.

lesson 1.1 in getting to know people
> if you go to school actually say hi to your classmates and be yourself, make jokes, but not too many
> if you have a job actually say hi to your colleagues and be yourself, make make jokes, but not too many
> if you don't have a job or go to school, get a job or go to school

Everywhere that is hiring wouldn't let me acquire the job because I lack the skills for it.
Was unable to go to school this year because of unforeseen events.

Stop this now, or you'll just lecture me on and fucking on, then you'll remind me of my step brother then I will be really pissed off, I've had enough anger today.

Just keep trying to find jobs and don't give up and you can always go to school next year.
I don't really care if what I say might piss you off as long as there might be e chance of me helping you or lifting your mood. I've been through some shit myself but everything works out eventually, no matter how cheesy that might sound, it's true.

But it won't lift my mood if I'm pissed off.

Been there.

**karvarausku rolled a random image posted in comment #383077 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **Why does hulk look like supermutant from Fallout 3 and new vegas?

They're both the result of biological experiments on humans

Nice roll bro

O_o fuck man
calm down, it was just a joke

I think someone needs to apologize.

Learn how to get a sense of humor, asshole.

That's not what it's about, he was joking.

you're an idiot.

Delete your account, faggot.

Make you? Woah, what a fucking badass.

Happy 12th birthday, bud.

Wow, you really have an incredibly shit attitude.

ARE YA GUNNA MAKE ME BITCH, HUH, HUH, OVER THE INTERNET YE, GONNA MAKE ME FAGGOT? HUH HUH.

What a fine little cunt specimen you are.

Caps because I was doing an impression of a egotistical retard, ergo, you.

Aww, does that word frighten you? How cute.

Wooww, you really don't get it, do you? Unlike you, I'm actually quite intelligent and can muster up some words from the English language to use in conversation. Unfortunately, you can't take that so resort to childish pathetic dick insults.

What are you? Fucking 12? You're seriously pathetic, I bet you, out of all of us here are the one with a small member, trying to cover up your pathetic excuse for a life with your childish lame-ass fucking insults.

Read over all my messages, it's the same through-out you fucking moron.

My god you are stupid.

Hey guys, we've got a hardman on the Internet here trying to deal with his low self-esteem.

Everyone is against you so I don't know why you continue to comment....

I don't care about the original comment, I care bout the fact you gotta act like a complete twat to everyone. You obviously lack self esteem: you defended yourself relentlessly, you're lashing out at random people. Man you musta had some bad shit gone down in your life, being a cunt online ain't gonna solve that kinda shit. So you know, man up or shut the fuck up, bet man would get merked or even try this shit in the outside world. Don't be such a bellend, man.

Never called you a 12 year old, man. I'm just giving you advice, where I'm from you get fucked if you act like that to random people.

I think someone is just mad that they're not getting any ass and so they take it out on random people on the internet who seem to have better chances then them.

oh please... she's the 0.000000000001% -.-...

theres not even enough people on earth to fit in that percenteage,
you just said like 1/10th of a person

what chart did you use?...

take 0.000000000001% of 7,000,000,000
tell me what you get

that would be 0.00007 people
she is7/10,000ths of a person

Count the dead people too and you are getting close.

You made me laugh.
I will now proceed to track you down and perform oral sex on you.

...and it's a great way to stay in shape.

dat plot

Not to mention all the people supporting and condoning such behavior.

She's a cigarette brand?

HAH. Normal.
Oh boy. Good one. Have my thumb.

Yeah, but they get free condoms........... which ran out surprisingly quickly.

I've heard they got 150 000 condoms, must have been wild.

psst its bullshit a big joke the athletes play they just grab all the condoms on the first day whether they intend to use them or not. Sex and competing in sports don't go together very well i'm sure the scrubs who know they arn't competeing for a medal will try and get some but as stated by the legendary micky "women weaken legs" the high level athletes typically wait until after the event that they've been training for for 4 years is complete

I REALLY wanna be an olympian now.

Brilliant

I enjoy a good smart joke. Well done, sir.

I guess your boner just had a breakthrough.

Why do you have that picture?

For reasons unknown

what....the....fuck?

can i get video pls

Hello there Chris Handsome

it's for science reasons I swear

yeah, theory, crazy crazy theory that we have

link anything would be nice

pedobear approves