cannibals

Three men who were lost in the farest were captured by Cannibals.
The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first
step of the trial was to go to the farest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "l brought ten apples-" The king then
explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any
expression on your face or ysu' ll be eaten."
The first apple went - but on the second one he winced wt in pain, so he was
killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the
trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. "1_ _ air_ 8,
and on the ninth berry he burst wt in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you
laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, ''I couldnt help it, I saw
the third guy coming with pineapples."