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I once got a phone call from an Indian guy trying to sell me something. He claimed to be named "Peter Parker"...

Did someone say my name?

**joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #115 at I don't buy more ** Jeff's face after being caught...

But....but there are no tags! Why would you lie to me? I WAS THIS CLOSE TO THE SECRET OF LIFE!!!!!

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My name is Jonathan and I'm an Indian.


maybe he meant "no Hindu is named Jeff"

The tags are just like the spoon.

**pimpvader rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at wat? ** The guy talking to Jeff

I used to make fun of the common Indian phone operator, but honestly it's getting kind of sad and extremely annoying. Millions of American's need work? Great, lets send three million phone operator jobs over to India to save money! Also, some of them are VERY cocky these days.

I called Comcast once about switching to HD and the fucking asshole was very pushy and yawning over the phone, he didn't even give a fuck. American or not if you are going to be a lazy prick on the job you should get fired.

All in all it's a hard argument, some of them are very poor and need jobs out there but it also sucks sending American work there. In the end result if they can speak very good English and act professional then I don't care if they work out there.

My story with EA support

-i got a fraud key
-Ea block it
-contact support , his name is Jasjeet
-ask Jasjeet what is the solution
-Jasjeet reply:" please buy a new code"
- "ok Jasjeet but what can i do for my blocked key"
-Jasheet reply:" please buy a new code"
- "Jasheet if i dont get support , i am going to sue you Specifically John"
-Jasheet reply: " i will escalate your case , is there is anything i can do to help ?"
- "yes , tell me how can i solve my problem "
-Jasheet reply:" please buy a new code"

**ghancc rolled a random image posted in comment #492 at Call him. You know you want to. ** Jeff

Doctor Suresh?

Apparently they also sometimes take names of celebrities to sound American.

MFW I'm greeted by a man with a thick Indian accent, "Hello, my name is Hannah Montana"

The reason why Indians are very good at support is because we are more resourceful.
It's not like we know everything, but we are fast learners.
We are smart & tend to be less lazy than the average American.
Hate on me all you want; I just find it offensive that you insult someone who's trying to help, to the extent that they are ready to use a fake name so that you feel comfortable.
We don't "steal" your jobs, we deserve them.
This isn't meant to be a rant, just my opinion.

Mohinder might tell you to reboot and wait 5 minutes. No, get ready, because Chandra is about to fix the fuck out of your Blackberry.

MFW expecting the tags to be 42

...Doctor Suresh, sir, pleasure to meet you...

That's what he did after Heroes?

Cool. A summer version off me.