Elder Scrolls....

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#34 to #26 - steavo (08/12/2012) [-]

The joke...you don't get it.

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#37 to #34 - drfrizz (08/12/2012) [-]

mfw trying to use sarcasm on the internet

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#40 to #37 - steavo (08/12/2012) [-]

That wasn't even sarcasm, that was just you pointing out the obvious thing.

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#46 to #40 - drfrizz (08/12/2012) [-]

this guys pointing out the obvious too...

would you class that as sarcasm? what is it if its not?

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#254 to #46 - breakfastlunch (08/12/2012) [-]

On a completely unrelated note, I'm certain that the picture you posted is shopped. NASA would not allow a picture like that. I mean, they read Genesis to a television crowd of several goddamn million people in one of the Apollo missions. I doubt one of the astronauts would do that.

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#124 - darman (08/12/2012) [+] (8 replies)

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#133 to #124 - RequieminMortis (08/12/2012) [-]

Joke's on you! I read it in the voice of Mai'q the Liar.

Wait......

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#141 to #133 - N. Korean citizen (08/12/2012) [-]

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#256 to #133 - breakfastlunch (08/12/2012) [-]

Every Orc has the same voice actor, every Khajit has the same voice actor, every Argonian, and every single fucking Bandit. Please explain to me how several thousand bandits all sound exactly the same.

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#261 to #256 - RequieminMortis (08/12/2012) [-]

Massive inbreeding. The bandits are all actually related to one another.

#262 to #261 - breakfastlunch (08/12/2012) [-]

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#204 to #124 - N. Korean citizen (08/12/2012) [-]

I had J'Zargo follow me just so I could talk to him whenever I was feeling low..

Near the sleeping sap tree, he was shot into space by this slutface giant and I couldn't find him, not in the college or anywhere..

Lost a piece of me that day.

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#255 to #204 - breakfastlunch (08/12/2012) [-]

Load a save?

#288 to #124 - gravitystereo (08/12/2012) [-]

do you think there is anything here that will make J'ZARGO a very powerful mage?

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#259 - seemerollin (08/12/2012) [-]

Am I the only one who immediately thought of spongebob and the salty spitoon?

"Welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are ya?"
"I eat soup"
"Yeah, So?"
"With a fork"

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#192 - ragingbrony (08/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)

You will suffer for this blasphemy Ysgramor!!

#211 to #192 - dlorah (08/12/2012) [-]

Where is this from, my good sir?

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#212 to #211 - ragingbrony (08/12/2012) [-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

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#227 to #212 - earlybadger (08/12/2012) [-]

Sir....you win, That was such a great video i was laughing so hard

#219 to #211 - rokkarokkaali (08/12/2012) [-]

Spoon killer. Pretty much the best video ever made. And the killer resembles my uncle very well.

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#116 - mytrakytra (08/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Dovahkiin! We need you to stop the dragons!

I'm busy reading!

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#237 - thestrangestboner (08/12/2012) [-]

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#106 - guidedhandsbitch (08/12/2012) [+] (6 replies)

OH, Bethesda.

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#118 to #106 - screamingatclouds (08/12/2012) [-]

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#143 to #118 - artyommetro (08/12/2012) [-]

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#148 to #144 - N. Korean citizen (08/12/2012) [-]

That happens automatically you douche.

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#110 to #106 - lbk **User deleted account** (08/12/2012) [-]

Dont kill it.

#126 to #106 - thedragonmaster (08/12/2012) [-]

Why can't I stop watching this?

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#135 - theencyclopedia (08/12/2012) [-]

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#121 - JudasLitl (08/12/2012) [+] (10 replies)

Ysgamor can sell a posion resist necklace....to an argonian

#157 to #121 - Chane (08/12/2012) [-]

Argonians have disease resistance.

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#163 to #157 - cowpog ONLINE (08/12/2012) [-]

That's the joke

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#165 to #163 - Chane (08/12/2012) [-]

So they have disease resistance, but he sells them a poison resistance necklace? Isn't that a good thing?

#170 to #165 - cowpog ONLINE (08/12/2012) [-]

Oh sorry, didn't read your comment properly. But they're resistant to both disease and poison

#174 to #170 - Chane (08/12/2012) [-]

Bosmer, my bad.

#177 to #174 - cowpog ONLINE (08/12/2012) [-]

Oh yeah, my bad.

#180 to #177 - Chane (08/12/2012) [-]

Not a problem.

#173 to #170 - Chane (08/12/2012) [-]

Breton I think, not argonians.

#175 to #173 - cowpog ONLINE (08/12/2012) [-]

I thought Bretons had magic resistance?

#176 to #175 - Chane (08/12/2012) [-]

Yep.

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#138 - staticmind (08/12/2012) [+] (6 replies)

**staticmind rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Old Joke ** mfw i try to have soup with that

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#146 to #138 - seffo (08/12/2012) [-]

Well, it is A spoon

#179 to #146 - N. Korean citizen (08/12/2012) [-]

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#200 to #138 - toomanytobygifs (08/12/2012) [-]

Creatures?
Creatures.

#342 to #200 - seffo (08/13/2012) [-]

Yep creatures

#169 to #138 - N. Korean citizen (08/12/2012) [-]

THAT PERFECT FUCKING ROLL. HOLY SHIT.

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#305 - chaost (08/12/2012) [-]

"Now, I know what you're thinking - that's not a spoon, it's a fork! No one can eat soup with a fork. Well, my friend, you did not know Ysgramor."
―Calixto

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#197 - conoriskool (08/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)

**conoriskool rolled a random image posted in comment #87 at Comp of olympic athletes ** MFW trying to eat soup

#260 to #197 - seemerollin (08/12/2012) [-]

mfw when

#201 to #197 - karvarausku (08/12/2012) [-]

Pretty nice roll

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#125 - pinta **User deleted account** (08/12/2012) [-]

FORK ! ME CAN'T EAT SOUP !

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#258 - breakfastlunch (08/12/2012) [-]

Ysgramor could make an Altmer pray to Talos for mercy.

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#265 - braviary (08/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Well, it is Ysgramor. Guy had one of the manliest beards I've ever laid eyes upon.