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Michael Cera
Uploaded by: ratohnhaketon
OC - more if this does well
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#7
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sketchysketchist (08/12/2012) [-]
**sketchysketchist rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at His gf ** Rejected.
#28
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breakfastlunch (08/12/2012) [-]
Here are the best bad pick-up lines from the unbelievably smooth Weird Al's song "Wanna B Ur Lovr," which he sings in concerts while sexually harassing female audience members):
...I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
So I could see you twice
...You're so hot you're gonna melt
The elastic in my underwear
...I'll bet you're magically delicious
Like a bowl of Lucky Charms
You'd look like Venus de Milo
If I just cut off your arms
...Do you believe in love at first sight
Or should I walk by again?
My love for you'd like diarrhea
I just can't hold it in
...You're absolutely perfect
Don't speak now, you might spoil it
Your eyes are even bluer
Than the water in my toilet
...I hope I'm not being forward
But do you mind if I chew on your butt?
...Well, how'd you get through security?
'Cause, baby, you're the bomb
I'd like to take you home right now
So you can meet my mom
...Girl, you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy
...I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
So I could see you twice
...You're so hot you're gonna melt
The elastic in my underwear
...I'll bet you're magically delicious
Like a bowl of Lucky Charms
You'd look like Venus de Milo
If I just cut off your arms
...Do you believe in love at first sight
Or should I walk by again?
My love for you'd like diarrhea
I just can't hold it in
...You're absolutely perfect
Don't speak now, you might spoil it
Your eyes are even bluer
Than the water in my toilet
...I hope I'm not being forward
But do you mind if I chew on your butt?
...Well, how'd you get through security?
'Cause, baby, you're the bomb
I'd like to take you home right now
So you can meet my mom
...Girl, you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy
is this pic from a michael cera movie? if so please share the name of it with me
I do believe i am in need of that imgine, but without the text. Anyone?
#29
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brazzersdotcom (08/12/2012) [-]
**brazzersdotcom rolled a random image posted in comment #3604 at Ponyville **
#26
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iron **User deleted account** (08/12/2012) [-]
people that use the very not nerdy character that he plays for nerd meme T_T
#9
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fuckingfilter (08/12/2012) [-]
**fuckingfilter rolled a random image posted in comment #450878 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** hfw
#3
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chiengbang (08/11/2012) [-]
**chiengbang rolled a random image posted in comment #235 at Ever heard of gravity? It's wrong **
Why this no be on FP?
Why this no be on FP?