How I Know I'm Awful At Sex

yes i did. cause im bo yo im the greatest rapper ever and I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not,Think you're better, you're not, Don't need a sweater, I'm hot,
I'm a real G-shawty that can really find your G-spot.
Woah ...Hey, what the hell's a G-spot?

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#315 to #250 - MrMeatStick (08/12/2012) [-]

well i dont know if all boys scouts are gay
cause they can probably ties the knot in like 50 different ways
got a safe full of cherries cause i pop it and lock it
a girls like a fridge once a week you should stock it

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#195 - cullenatorguy (08/12/2012) [-]

Try this, it might help.

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#1 - netic (08/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)

A situation all men vil experience... several times. Its called being drunk.

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#3 to #1 - spyderbro (08/11/2012) [-]

that feel when

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#2 to #1 - ichbinlegion (08/11/2012) [-]

^this

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#136 - psydoc (08/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Hmm... maybe a bunch of other guys have been trying to put their keys in your lock.

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#146 to #136 - duvallwhitey (08/12/2012) [-]

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#254 - jeej (08/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Oh. At first, i thought the joke was that people were shaking of stress to get ot of your place, so they scratch the key around a lot to find the hole as soon as possible.
But now I see. You got a poor aim.

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#258 to #254 - ihavefever (08/12/2012) [-]

what the actual fuck, I just finished watching that exact episode of Community

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#290 to #258 - jeej (08/12/2012) [-]

It's the best show ever.
Especially the video game one. If you haven't seen it, you're gonna pee yourself of excitement. :D

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#232 - unicornasscrack (08/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)

**unicornasscrack rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at This explains everything **

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#236 to #232 - schneidend (08/12/2012) [-]

Possibly relevant.

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#242 to #232 - mrsockz (08/12/2012) [-]

Oh god this is perfect

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#222 - walkingdisaster (08/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)

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#223 to #222 - devilshairpiecetwo (08/12/2012) [-]

Be honest. How long have you been waiting to use that?

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#224 to #223 - walkingdisaster (08/12/2012) [-]

I saved it about 2 or 3 weeks ago.

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#81 - N. Korean citizen (08/12/2012) [+] (15 replies)

Why my house's lock is so intresting?

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#104 to #81 - stupidffff (08/12/2012) [-]

Is it because it's in the shape of a complex maze mixed with an electronic lock which is a crossword puzzle esque and after you figure that out you have to give Chuck Norris the password before he lets you pass?

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#113 to #104 - N. Korean citizen (08/12/2012) [-]

Really ? A Chuck Norris joke ? Is it 2008 or something ?

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#118 to #113 - stupidffff (08/12/2012) [-]

I MIGHT HAVE FOUND A TIME MACHINE SITTING IN MY BACKYARD ACCOMPANIED BY A SKELETON OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN, BUT I COULD BE LYING

OR YOU CAN TAKE A JOKE AS A JOKE WITH YOUR GOD GIVEN SENSE OF HUMOR, EITHER OR YOU KNOW

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#128 to #118 - N. Korean citizen (08/12/2012) [-]

you seem like the kind of kid who thinks he's really funny, and doesn't figure out he's not until he's like 28

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#131 to #128 - stupidffff (08/12/2012) [-]

Try until everyone realizes I am funny and everyone else just hates.

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#137 to #131 - N. Korean citizen (08/12/2012) [-]

you make me curious, how old are you?

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#139 to #137 - stupidffff (08/12/2012) [-]

Old enough to not be old enough.

You make me curious. What do you find not funny about my comments?

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#147 to #139 - N. Korean citizen (08/12/2012) [-]

That's what I thought. If you want an honest answer, you try too hard to make people laugh. Like look at your comment #104, that seemed like it took forever to read because you tried to make it sound really complex and then you mentioned chuck norris, not to mention that it had nothing to do with Michael J. Fox or Parkinson's disease. Your comments just look to me like a middle schooler to early highschooler trying to be funny.

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#148 to #147 - stupidffff (08/12/2012) [-]

I'm sorry. Picture was related where? The purple lines entertain me.

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#151 to #148 - N. Korean citizen (08/12/2012) [-]

Whoa, whoa. This didn't occur to me until just now, do you not know who Michael J. Fox is?

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#153 to #151 - stupidffff (08/12/2012) [-]

I live beneath a rock in the middle of nowhere.

My ability to not know of things has surprised even me.

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#160 to #153 - N. Korean citizen (08/12/2012) [-]

Oooooohhh. That explains everything. He's an actor who has Parkinson's, a disease which causes you to shake. The joke of the picture was that the lock was his because obviously someone was very shaky with a key.

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#167 to #160 - stupidffff (08/12/2012) [-]

Oh, I get it. I APOLOGIZE FOR MY ABILITY TO NOT KNOW. I don't often leave that chatroom I have in another tab.

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#175 to #167 - N. Korean citizen (08/12/2012) [-]

It's cool, not everybody knows who he is I guess.

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#203 to #167 - N. Korean citizen (08/12/2012) [-]

I apologize deeply for this, I seem to have dragged you into a hole of red thumbs, this is not what I meant to happen. It is best you do not reply.

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#245 - lokiwins (08/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)

**lokiwins rolled a random image posted in comment #560 at Magnetic thingy? ** my keyhole

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#278 to #245 - notsureifanon (08/12/2012) [-]

Well, that's shitty.

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#230 - ragingbrony (08/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Well if you're able to fit in a keyhole, I don't think it matters how "good" you are, no one would feel it.

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#233 to #231 - ragingbrony (08/12/2012) [-]

I don't think you get it, I was saying he had a small penis.

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#162 - kotos (08/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)

This image was flagged 02/06/2013

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#165 to #162 - fjuserethan (08/12/2012) [-]

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#212 - fjbeforeporn (08/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)

or you know you have a drinking problem and are seriously damaging those who care about you?

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#216 to #212 - agmii **User deleted account** (08/12/2012) [-]

That's why OP drinks. He has no one to damage.

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#75 - MisfitsFan (08/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Fuck bitches get unlocked doors

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#121 to #75 - kietzu (08/12/2012) [-]

Kingdom hearts in a nutshell.

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#244 - notalfewtag (08/12/2012) [-]

Well no shit you're bad at sex, that's a fucking keyhole!

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#194 - donthateme (08/12/2012) [-]

Or drunk a lot.

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#273 - rainbowsgoboomtwo **User deleted account** (08/12/2012) [-]

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#207 - tehcritic (08/12/2012) [-]

No, you just come home drunk a lot.

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#6 - ThisIsConnor (08/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)

How I know I'm awful at sex...

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#7 to #6 - imacks (08/11/2012) [-]

you can never know if you've never tried.

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#12 to #7 - ThisIsConnor (08/11/2012) [-]

Certainly true, but some things seem more likely than others. For instance, the chance of me being good at it feels a little higher than me ever finding out.

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