Horror movie survival guide 1

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when it seems that you' killed the monster, never check to see if its really dead.
If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery. was once a church used for
masses. had previous who went and or committed suicide or died in some horrible
fas hion or who performed necrophilia or satanic practices., move away -
Never read a book of demon summoning aloud. even as a joke.,
Do not search the basement. especially when the power has just go
If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which
speak using a voice other than their own. sh not them at once. It .
to rig run. Note: it' s unlikely they' ll die easy, so be prepared.
If the gang plans a fun midnight party in the town' s old abandoned mansion. don' t' tag along.
Especially don' t tag along if ever going as con plea except you' re the odd gayfoal out. And
if you' re the gang' s luister. you may as well write up your last will and testament while you' re
driving with them to the place.
As at general rule, don‘ t some puzzles that open portals to Hell.
Never stand in. no above. below, trend P, or anywhere near a grave. tends. crypt. " ,. or
other domicile of the dead.
If you' re searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it'' s just the cat. its
NEVER a cat! Leave the more immediately if value your life.
appliances start operating by themselves, moire out
Do not take anything from the dead.
If you' re running from the mo nster, expect to trip or fall down At least twice, more if you are
female. also note that, although you are running and the monster is merely shambling along. it' s
still moving fast enough to catch up with you
If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing,
fascination for blood. glowing eyes, increasing hailin ass, and so on get away from them as fast
as possible.
Stay away from certain geographical location s, some of which are listed he re: arrt' rtyuiope, Elm
Street. Transylvania, Nilbog (God help you if you recognize this one], the Bermuda Triangle. or
any small loser: irw Mime or Massachusetts-
If your car runs out of gas at nigh t, do not go to the nearby ho use to phone for
help.
Beware of strangers hearing tools such as chain saws. staple guns. hedge trireme's, electric
carving knives. columbines. , Acutane torches. soldering irons, band saws. weed-
whackers or any device made from deceased companions.
Never. never. NEVER try to with something icky because "there' s so much we can
learn from them".
yeah... thunmbs and shit for more...
you know - the usual whoring...