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The Universe Is Just Awesome II

The Universe Is Just Awesome II
More Fun, Interesting, and Awe Inspiring
Fastal" theor" ges About the Universe
The phrase, "In space, no one can hear you scream." is
entirely correct. If this explosion were to take place, and
you were there to witness it, you would not hear a sound.
It would be the most quiet explosion you have ever heard.
Let' s talk about black holes for a minute. No one really
understands what goes on inside a black hole. It is
theorized that at the center, all matter is stretched
unimaginably thin. Anything relatively close to a black hole
will be sucked in. Black holes got their name because
they' re gravitational pull is so immense, that not even light
particles can escape the pull. Though they are called black
holes, some can be visible. The smaller the black hole, the
more light it emits. some of the smallest black holes
actually glow.
one theory about black holes is that all matter that is
sucked into one, may not be destroyed after all. Scientists
theorize that there may be such a thing as a ‘white hole
which would expell all matter that was sucked into it' s
connected black hole. The big problem with black holes
and white holes is that we can' t actually test them. If we
were to launch someone into one, we wouldn' t be able to
tell if they lived or died. If they lived, they might be spit out
of a white hole millions of miles away and we wouldn' t be
able to talk to them. If they died, well then we really
wouldn' t be able to talk to them.
Moving onto Neutrinos. Neutrinos are incomprehensibly
small. They also are extremely fast, once believed to be
moving at the speed of light. Every hour of every day,
neutrinos are passing through millions of people around
the world. They can actually travel through the entire Earth
without ever coming into contact with another atom,
Although, if they happen to come into contact with an
atom inside your body, the effects could be devastating. It
could start a mutation inside one of your cells and cause
cancer. or even worst, if it happens to hit an embryo' s cell
while still in the room, it can cause hon' ibae birth defects.
The Universe Is Just Awesome
I will derr" m" be making more ofthose just
because I LOVE learning about the universe and
informing others ofthe fascinating wonders of our
universe!
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#398 - anonymous (05/04/2010) [-]
a neutrino walks into a bar
the bartender says" sorry we dont serve subatomic particles"
the neutrino says" oh its okay i was just passing through"
#3 - anonymous (05/04/2010) [+] (16 replies)
well at least you didnt talk about the big bang. it is absolutely impossible for matter to form from nothing. no matter what happened to create this universe, there had to have always been something there
User avatar #270 - Longcatisloooooong (05/04/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I threatened to DDOS funnyjunk and all I got was my comments changed into this. I am absolutely begging for some cock.
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User avatar #235 - TheTao (05/04/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Don't you mean the quietest explosion you "never" heard?
User avatar #454 - AnonRising (05/04/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Sweet, but needs moar tits.
User avatar #210 - andymojo (05/04/2010) [-]
the universe- giving us retards and cripples since the beginning of time
#523 - anonymous (05/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
youre false about Neutrinos. They pass through ordinary matter without affecting it at all. millions of neutrinos pass through your body every second from the sun, and you dont even notice.
User avatar #274 - MattSwan (05/04/2010) [-]
You move from how to poop to mysteries of the universe? What the FUCK Dakunism?
User avatar #254 - Shellybean (05/04/2010) [-]
Wouldn't it be the quietest explosion you've NEVER heard??
#493 - anonymous (05/04/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Dude, you are terrible at science.
User avatar #496 to #495 - FreeCANCER (05/04/2010) [-]
ouch
User avatar #490 - IronDragon (05/04/2010) [+] (1 reply)
It's true. Babies do often get birth defects when they are hit with stuff in a room.
User avatar #479 - RYANisBEAST (05/04/2010) [-]
you sir deserve an award u taught me more and got me more interested then all the bill nye episodes ive ever seen and bill nye is the shit
+4
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User avatar #426 - RiotJ (05/04/2010) [+] (6 replies)
I heard a black hole is a whole mess of mass, like galaxy size, compressed to a size so small is consider 0. Dividing by Zero is what happens inside one. Ask Chuck Norris, he knows how to make these.
#402 - anonymous (05/04/2010) [-]
if the explosions dont make a noise in space how come it can be quietest explosion you ever heard. it cant be heard if you cant hear anything. still i love these things make more
User avatar #88 - scrapiron (05/04/2010) [+] (2 replies)
black holes aren't actually holes. They are just an extremely dense star, with such a high mass that everything is pulled toward it. If you were pulled in, all of the particles in your body would want to touch the black hole directly, so it would stretch you thin so all particles on your body could touch the black hole at once.

And the reason one doesn't hear anything in space is because all particles are so far apart there, as in it is actually completely empty space, that the sound particles cannot "hit" each other to cause sound to travel.
User avatar #93 to #88 - annoyingsmartguy (05/04/2010) [-]
Sound is a wave, not a particle. It needs a medium to travel through (such as air, which doesn't exist in space).
#71 - anonymous (05/04/2010) [+] (8 replies)
WRONG! "all mater is stretched umimaginably thin" It get stretched or "spaghettified" on the way in, just before the event horizon.

WRONG! "light particles" light isnt a particle it's a wave, it explains all the observation more throughly if it's a wave.

and white holes are theortical constructs, in no way they exist, and they shouldnt exist, but they can. There is no evidence supporting the existance of any white hole yet.
#78 to #71 - anonymous (05/04/2010) [-]
Don't be a douche, ever heard of particle-wave duality of light? It doesn't truly exist as either a particle or a wave, so both terms are just as incorrect as each other. Yet both terms get the idea across, and that's all that matters.
User avatar #403 - foop (05/04/2010) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #371 - MOARkrabs (05/04/2010) [-]
THERE IS NO UNIVERSE. ONLY BATMAN
User avatar #294 - AdamAcev (05/04/2010) [+] (1 reply)
if an explosion like that could be heard, it would probably feel like you are getting raped in the ear.
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