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Skyrim
OC.
That guy really annoys me sometimes...
Tags: skyrim farengar
mu know, if yrou' gut the
aptitude far it, you sheild join
Winterhold.
Thanks.
I' ll tensity, it.
aptitude far it, you sheild join
Winterhold.
Thanks.
I' ll tensity, it.
...
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#1
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mooghens (08/10/2012) [+]
(16 replies)
NO! I HAVEN'T COME TO DISCUSS THE ONGOING HOSTILLITIES LIKE THE REST OF THOSE TWATS!
Thats one of they things I wish they changed in skyrim. I want people to act differently towards me depending on what I do. I mean, I'm the listener for the dark brotherhood, head of the thieves guild, leader of the companions, a badass vampire lord with a bow that can BLOT OUT THE FUCKING SUN and I've fucking PUNCHED Alduin to death.
But yes, someone stole my fucking sweetroll.
But yes, someone stole my fucking sweetroll.
I stole the Whiterun mage's clothes... now he wanders around and sits next to children half naked.
Ive led the Companions across the country on four legs
I command the students of Winterhold as the Arch Mage
The Skyrim underground answers to me, the master of the thieves Guild
The Night Mother will speak only to me.
I defeated the Stormcloaks and allowed equality once again
Ive mastered the dragon language and slew Alduin at the footsteps of the gods
I am clad in hellforged armor fit for the deadliest of daedra
But that fucking kid in Whiterun still isnt fucking scared of me!
I command the students of Winterhold as the Arch Mage
The Skyrim underground answers to me, the master of the thieves Guild
The Night Mother will speak only to me.
I defeated the Stormcloaks and allowed equality once again
Ive mastered the dragon language and slew Alduin at the footsteps of the gods
I am clad in hellforged armor fit for the deadliest of daedra
But that fucking kid in Whiterun still isnt fucking scared of me!
#120
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braviary (08/11/2012) [-]
"Now I remember, you're that new member of the Companions! So you what, fetch the mead?"
I'M THE HARBINGER OF THE COMPANIONS, I PUNCHED THE WORLD EATER WITH MY BARE FUCKING HANDS, AND I WILL END YOU.
In all honesty I wish the people treated you with a bit more respect after finishing off Alduin, becoming the leader of a certain guild etc etc
I'M THE HARBINGER OF THE COMPANIONS, I PUNCHED THE WORLD EATER WITH MY BARE FUCKING HANDS, AND I WILL END YOU.
In all honesty I wish the people treated you with a bit more respect after finishing off Alduin, becoming the leader of a certain guild etc etc
in case anyone didnt get it. The mask is a particularly powerful mask for casters, and the robes are specifically the robes of the arch-mage of winterhold (the guy that runs the place).
#121
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demjimmies (08/11/2012) [-]
Slay hundreds of dragons, kill Alduin and save all of skyrim, and the world.
Delphine: "Oh that's nice ...... DID YOU KILL PAARTHURNAX YET?
Asshole blades.
Delphine: "Oh that's nice ...... DID YOU KILL PAARTHURNAX YET?
Asshole blades.
#150
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thisotherdude (08/11/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
>Became harbinger of the companion
>Archmage of the college of winterhold
>Master of the thieves guild
>Listener and guild master of the dark brother
>I almost single-handedly destroyed the Empire
>I essentially made a dragon my ass slave
>I punch the eater of worlds, the son of Akatosh, the black wings unfurled in his bitch face
>All while wearing nothing better then steel armor
>"So you what? Fetch the mead!"
>Archmage of the college of winterhold
>Master of the thieves guild
>Listener and guild master of the dark brother
>I almost single-handedly destroyed the Empire
>I essentially made a dragon my ass slave
>I punch the eater of worlds, the son of Akatosh, the black wings unfurled in his bitch face
>All while wearing nothing better then steel armor
>"So you what? Fetch the mead!"
That's one of my complaints about Skyrim, when you've done all this stuff, everybody still treats you the same. People at least acknowledged you in Oblivion, like calling you "The Hero of Kvatch", or "Champion", in Skyrim, people still treat you normally if you've killed Alduin, leader of Thieves Guild, Mages Guild, and Companions, and Dark Brotherhood.
I wore the same thing -___- I no longer feel as though my character is special.
I became leader of the College, then i went to solitude to join the legion.
"i don't think you're cut out to join the legion"
He said to the fucking Head mage of the College of Winterhold.
"i don't think you're cut out to join the legion"
He said to the fucking Head mage of the College of Winterhold.