Wifi....

But we need trees, cats, dogs, and clothes. There seems to be an excess of homeless people.

Homeless people fill a very important hole in comedy. Without them much of the lols and lulz that have ever been would not have been. They are the funny we need, but do not want because they beg for our food and get mad when you give them a cookie when they wanted your sandwich.
Clothes, cats, and dogs are not needed. What do dogs and cats do besides look cute, eat food, and use the bathroom? And clothes just get in the way of the bits that we really want to see.

<------------------------- Bet you laughed.

Okay, the ones that make us baw with their sad looking dogs and the ones with the funny signs are exempt from the burning. Anything else is fair game!

Still, they are poor fuel sources.

I've seen that before a couple times.

Your BrownCheetah arent you?

No, much much lamer.
I'm "buddy"
Which I'm sure is not that uncommon
But still freaked me out for a second.

>yfw you thought it was you.

Pretty much!!

I'm guessing your rival gang is The Mustard Men?

Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the revolver.

He didn't respect the ketchup.

that's what my internet is called

My wifi is FBI surveillance van 3 because my neighbors kept on trying to guess my password.

Oh god I just realized I spelled surveillance wrong.

You called? Oh, wrong one..

I've got Pretty Fly for a Wifi sometimes on mine...
Do you happen to live in Comox BC?

Nope, Toronto, ON.

Nope its the ketchup kids. We all know kids are not made of ketchup

Hey, that's what my wifi is called. Those guys weren't lying when they said this router had an awesome range, Northern Germany to New Jersey, that's freaking sweet.

I have 'FBI SURVEILLANCE VAN #2', it apered a few days ago and wont go away.

thats what happen when you fap after 2 weeks rest