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The Heist
Not mine, I just found it. Credit to whoever made it (there is no signature)
Two tiimes break
into a bank in the
middle at the night.
What
did MB Sign
into a bank in the
middle at the night.
What
did MB Sign
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#6
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arhinoinyourcar (08/11/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
Heres a related joke; a woman was working as the receptionist at a sperm bank, and a man barges in, waving a gun around, wearing a ski mask. He points the gun at the woman and says "Bitch, go open the vault!" She looks at him and says "You know this is a sperm bank, right? Not a real bank" he says "Yeah I know, just go open the vault!" So the woman takes the man down to the freezer where all the sperm is kept. When they get in, the man points the gun at her and says "Okay, now drink one!" The woman is confused, but she grabs one of the sperm cups, and reluctantly drinks it. "Okay," the man sighs, puts the gun down, takes off the ski mask, and says to his wife "See honey, its not that hard!"
#22
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N. Korean citizen (08/11/2012) [-]
If it is indeed a bank?
I mean, I'm fine with the "tastes like strange," but what the fuck? Why do they talk like that?
I mean, I'm fine with the "tastes like strange," but what the fuck? Why do they talk like that?
#28
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sketchysketchist (08/11/2012) [-]
**sketchysketchist rolled a random image posted in comment #144 at Nope ** Yummy.
This was a foreign commercial for a glasses company that was featured on Funniest Commercials. The security guards were aware of them, but instead of stopping them, they just let them break into the vault while they watched on-screen. Then they got grossed out when they slurped it down.