My favorite Ferrel tweets

Will Farrell sai. 11 Apr‘
That baby dim: -saur noise you matte when you stretch.
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Will Farrell -j-;‘ l’ 5 Apr I
What people say; after extremely laud thunder, "Did you hear that?"
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Will Farrell aii. Sap?‘
Cashier: ''Is that everything?" ___ "um, No, I' d also like all this invisible
shit.
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Will Farrell Ce.) 2 Apr I
I wonder if tap dancers ever look at the floor and say to themselves,
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Will Farrell sai. 27 Mar I
Doctor tok) matte lift anything heavy-. I have too sit too pee now.
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Will Farrell . m:) 27 Mar I
If a nuclear explosion went kill a cockroach, then what the fuck is in
raity?
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Will Farrell .i. .; 5 Mar I
You like paragons? Because in a minute int gonna be drawn these
nuts amass your face.
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