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#510 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
>Can't ride bike (Never learnt, I couldn't keep my balance, failed miserably at it no matter how hard I tried.)
>Can't drive
>Hospital and Cemetery very close
>Australia, guns are very uncommon
>Fire Station with axes right next to cemetery

Police station would be my best bet for a weapon in a zombie apocalypse. But it would probably be looted by the time I got there or there would be people who would kill me for any supplies I might have.

When the apocalypse comes, I will likely die.
#559 to #510 - N. Korean citizen (08/11/2012) [-]
aaaw come here - you need a hug! Yes you dooo - just get on that bike (:
User avatar #554 to #510 - anotherponyaccount (08/11/2012) [-]
Australia? just get a massive pet spider or train a group of wasps to work for you
User avatar #564 to #554 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
That...would work. Actually, theres a fuckload of woods and shit, I could just go play out there and make my way to Alice Springs. If I got there by summer or during summer, zombies would probably be fucked. Why? Because it can reach 40 degrees celcius there in summer, and if I remember right, heat = faster decaying.
User avatar #567 to #564 - anotherponyaccount (08/11/2012) [-]
well there i have assisted in possible further survival
User avatar #537 to #510 - marking (08/11/2012) [-]
Dig a hole fill it with enough food to last 5 years, wait all that time. when you come out all zombies will be dead because of decay and you will have survived. They cant find you if your hole is deep enough, therefore you wot be heard, you wont be smelled, and you basically invisible.
User avatar #749 to #537 - decay (08/12/2012) [-]
I'm sorry they'll be dead because of what?
User avatar #750 to #749 - marking (08/12/2012) [-]
Decay. Their bodies will rot and fall apart. Unless they mutate, but without a working body system that is able to generate energy by grabbing it from the consumed flesh theyve eaten I dont see how they will.
User avatar #754 to #750 - decay (08/13/2012) [-]
So their bodies rotting and falling apart is what?
User avatar #755 to #754 - marking (08/13/2012) [-]
decay
User avatar #756 to #755 - decay (08/13/2012) [-]
Whelp I've been mentioned three times during the discussion
User avatar #757 to #756 - marking (08/13/2012) [-]
I know.
#532 to #510 - N. Korean citizen (08/11/2012) [-]
according to the book, police stations and hospitals should always be avoided. Cemetarys are safer because zombies won't be able to get out of their grave
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