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#510
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EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
>Can't ride bike (Never learnt, I couldn't keep my balance, failed miserably at it no matter how hard I tried.)
>Can't drive
>Hospital and Cemetery very close
>Australia, guns are very uncommon
>Fire Station with axes right next to cemetery
Police station would be my best bet for a weapon in a zombie apocalypse. But it would probably be looted by the time I got there or there would be people who would kill me for any supplies I might have.
When the apocalypse comes, I will likely die.
>Can't drive
>Hospital and Cemetery very close
>Australia, guns are very uncommon
>Fire Station with axes right next to cemetery
Police station would be my best bet for a weapon in a zombie apocalypse. But it would probably be looted by the time I got there or there would be people who would kill me for any supplies I might have.
When the apocalypse comes, I will likely die.
That...would work. Actually, theres a fuckload of woods and shit, I could just go play out there and make my way to Alice Springs. If I got there by summer or during summer, zombies would probably be fucked. Why? Because it can reach 40 degrees celcius there in summer, and if I remember right, heat = faster decaying.
Dig a hole fill it with enough food to last 5 years, wait all that time. when you come out all zombies will be dead because of decay and you will have survived. They cant find you if your hole is deep enough, therefore you wot be heard, you wont be smelled, and you basically invisible.