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Zombie Prophet

TOP 10 LESSONS FOR SURVIVING A ZOM
AS BY MAX BROOKS ftr- ', y q
1. ORGANIZE BEFORE THEY RISE. . I --
3. USE YOUR HEAD: CUT OFF . t.,
E. GET , gitt . GAGE. THEN DESTROY IT.
7. GET GUT OF 'Etti. :i' . liyit, GET ONTO THE BIKE.
B. KEEP MDOING, ' LOW, KEEP QUIET, KEEP ALERT. I,"
S. NO PLACE IS SAFE, ONLY SAFER. . " '
ZOMBIE MAY BE GONE, BUT THE THREAT LAES ON,
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Submitted: 08/10/2012
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#62 - chenito (08/11/2012) [+] (17 replies)
>aquire boat
>zombies cant swim 12 miles offshore
>become a pirate, raiding others with the same idea as you.
>live as a rich anarchist pirate lord
#83 to #67 - fitchy (08/11/2012) [-]
and...what if...sharks like..ate the zombies, then you had zombie sharks.....dude.....guis....guis srsly guis....guis....zombie sharks....guis........srsly
and...what if...sharks like..ate the zombies, then you had zombie sharks.....dude.....guis....guis srsly guis....guis....zombie sharks....guis........srsly
#298 - TomHamilton (08/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>take Pete's car
>drive over to Mum's
>go in
>take care of Philip
>"I'm so sorry, Philip"
>grab Mum
>go over to Liz's place
>hole up
>have a cup of tea
>wait for this whole thing to blow over.
#234 - wryme (08/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Haha, look at all the faggots in the comments who think they'll be badass in a zombie apocolypse.
Haha, look at all the faggots in the comments who think they'll be badass in a zombie apocolypse.
#4 - supremetaco (08/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
But swords are inefficient.
User avatar #5 - champaigne (08/10/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Bikes are a terrible idea in the zombie apocalypse.You can only carry a small bag worth a couple days of supplies, whereas in a car you can carry a months worth. Sure bikes don't need fuel, because YOU ARE THE FUEL. Food and water is going to be just as difficult to obtain as fuel, and considering how much youll need to eat to keep up your energy that small bag of supplies is going to last you 2 days before you need to resupply. And aside from that do you really want to fight zombies after riding for 10 miles? Conditioned or not you're going to be tired. And last but not least, if you're riding down the street with zombies chasing you and hit a rock, dead end, or one runs out in front of you while you're pedaling for your life and knocks you over, you're dead meat. How would you like to end the zombie apocalypse by falling over on your bike?
User avatar #417 - whiteyswag (08/11/2012) [+] (17 replies)
Assuming that "zombies" are reanimated corpses/beings with basic motor skills and a very basic nervous system, there are many reasons a zombie "apocalypse" wouldn't last long.

1. Perhaps the most important one, zombies are, or would be, composed of dead/decaying flesh, and in nature we have these spectacular creatures called DECOMPOSERS. Eventually, actually rather quickly, these decomposer's would break down all of the tissues that let the zombies function, rendering them a pile of bones.

2. Since zombies have no fear, they have no sense of self well being, which means they will get into all sorts of situations physically which will render them unable to function i.e. walk, crawl, climb.

3. Let's say that the zombie apocolypse makes it into the summer months, now if you are in a region like the southern United States during a summer like this, the decomposition rate would be accelerated considerably, also the heat would help certain gases that are released during decomposition, to be released in larger amounts, resulting in exploding zombies, much like the Boomers in L4D.

4. So many people have guns, so if the dead were walking and eating brains, all the rednecks in my county would pull out their AR's and shotguns and singlehandedly quarantine our little part of Texas.

TL;DR i'm not losing any sleep about a zombie apocalypse.
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User avatar #256 - BadRobot (08/11/2012) [-]
"They feel no fear, why should you?"
Because they're trying to eat me.
#141 - lordalpaca (08/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Blades don't need reloading eh?
#276 - reptarrawr (08/11/2012) [-]
If he was a zombie its game over.
User avatar #77 - tiptoebythewindow (08/11/2012) [-]
Blades don't need reloading? Someone has clearly not played DayZ...
#558 - kornadth (08/11/2012) [-]
just sayin'
#471 - somethingfunny (08/11/2012) [-]
that book is like a bible to me ... only i care about what it says
#264 - allion (08/11/2012) [+] (17 replies)
let's be honest here. if there is a zombie apocalypse, most of us won't survive, no matter how badass you say you are
User avatar #68 - thereddestofrobins (08/11/2012) [-]
Movies have taught me only one way to survive a zombie apocalypse, be a camera man.
#510 - EdwardNigma (08/11/2012) [+] (12 replies)
>Can't ride bike (Never learnt, I couldn't keep my balance, failed miserably at it no matter how hard I tried.)
>Can't drive
>Hospital and Cemetery very close
>Australia, guns are very uncommon
>Fire Station with axes right next to cemetery

Police station would be my best bet for a weapon in a zombie apocalypse. But it would probably be looted by the time I got there or there would be people who would kill me for any supplies I might have.

When the apocalypse comes, I will likely die.
#484 - braviary (08/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I'm going to be honest, if there was a zombie apocalypse I'd probably one of the first to go. If not, I'd probably kill myself and end it anyway.
#481 - bulbakip (08/11/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I'm pretty sure any zombie apocalypse would be like this with a "rage virus"
User avatar #336 - obesehobbo (08/11/2012) [-]
MAX BROOK'S ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE.THATS THE **** RIGHT THERE.
#108 - braedenclarkejanze (08/11/2012) [-]
Blades don't need reloading..
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