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N. Korean citizen (08/11/2012) [-] 
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #104644 at Video Games Board **
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stargatesturge (08/11/2012) [-] So it turns out you're an alien and your brother pops out of no where wanting you to destroy the planet. He kidnaps your son for leverage (as if THAT'S never been done before) and you end up killing your bro and you die. Huh. After magical training at this old geaser blue guy's place you're brought back to life with a dragon's dismembered and probably radioactive ball sack onto to find half your friends dead and you have to kill more aliens. Then you go to another alien planet where you know that your friends are all dying, but instead of rushing off to help them you do petty chores for these green aliens first. Doesn't matter that your son's about to be attacked again.
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annogram (08/11/2012) [-] you fight 10 waves of ridiculous looking zombies, sometimes during the summer updates come and they dress the zombies up like fucking clowns. and the worst part is they're not even zombies they're mutants or something, anyways after you struggle through the 1st 10 waves of hundreds of mutants you get this big ass motherfucker with a chain gun and a rocket launcher and you get blown the fuck up. Also the grenade launchers are crap and if you get torn apart you just have to get shot by a guy with a gun and he heals you.
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theswagmobile (08/11/2012) [-] Okay, so basically you're greasy ass Italian that's tripping on some serious-shit, like shrooms and exotic plants that scientists haven't even recorded yet. Anyways, you're walking across some bullshit wall that has gaps in it that will kill you and shit while you're being attacked by walking chestnuts and turtles. Serious shit, right? And it's all to save some ho' who thinks she's some gottamn princess. You gotta cross this wall like 7 times, though, cause some little prick likes to dress up as a mushroom (probably the dude you're getting the shrooms from) and tells you that that bitch is in another shed. So you do all that and kill a fire-breathing turtle but not really cause that nigga' don't die even after you trip him in lava all those 7 times. And for what? That bitch just gives you a peck; that's it. The fuck is this shit, really?
Fuck.
Fuck.
