How Fucked Are You?. R U FUCKED?!?. You HAVE JUST BEEN THE Moridor: You WERE BORN 'nec' Ines Haw MARY INCHES THE LAST BODY PART YOU TOUCHED IS WHERE YOU’ R T THE LAST TWO OF ‘YOUR PHONE NUMBER IS YOU SO NOW TELL ME, EXACTLY JUST HOW ARE YOU'?
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How Fucked Are You?

R U FUCKED?!?

You HAVE JUST BEEN
THE Moridor: You WERE BORN 'nec' Ines Haw MARY
INCHES
THE LAST BODY PART YOU TOUCHED IS
WHERE YOU’ R T
THE LAST TWO OF ‘YOUR PHONE NUMBER IS YOU
SO NOW TELL ME, EXACTLY JUST HOW
ARE YOU'?
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#17 - jimmyfunk (08/10/2012) [-]
Stabbed with my underwear in the scrotum 11" deep with 91% survival. But... my scrotum...
User avatar #8 - Ryu ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
Stabbed by a blue car, 11 inches deep, in my dick, (dont have a phone) 00% chance.

I am dead.
User avatar #10 - miccina (08/10/2012) [-]
Phone 4 inches deep in my leg with a 5% survival chance


So the guy below me with the bottle 5 inches deep in his head has a higher chance of living than me? whatthefucklogic
#34 - N. Korean citizen (05/14/2013) [-]
Pencil 7 inches deep in my forehead with a 97% chance of survival. WTF?
#33 - N. Korean citizen (03/10/2013) [-]
stabbed by blanket
3 inches deep into my nose
61% survival
User avatar #32 - theyoutubefreak (03/03/2013) [-]
a cup, 3 inches deep into my back with a 11% chance of survival O_O
#31 - N. Korean citizen (12/22/2012) [-]
I was stabbed in the foot with my book in the arm and I have a 79% chance of survival.
#30 - forevercomics (08/14/2012) [-]
Pen, 12 inches into my right testicle. still have room for another pen
#29 - happpycynic (08/11/2012) [-]
Pen, 2 inches deep into my face. 2% chance of survival
#28 - N. Korean citizen (08/11/2012) [-]
Toothbrush, 10 inches, 89%
#27 - fishtacos (08/10/2012) [-]
My cell phone, 4 inches on my arm, 65% survival chance.
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User avatar #25 - Cookiez ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
Stabbed with a pillow, 10 inches, 15% survival chance.
#24 - N. Korean citizen (08/10/2012) [-]
glass coke bottle,
3 inches,
dick,
no matter my phone digits (79%), a dude simply cant survive without a dick
User avatar #23 - blobti (08/10/2012) [-]
t-shirt
10"
whole torso
09%
im dead
#22 - penispenisthree (08/10/2012) [-]
ten inches deep in my foot with a box of dental floss....28% chance to live.....:<
User avatar #21 - talifan (08/10/2012) [-]
Shorts
3
leg
91%
User avatar #20 - erethilful (08/10/2012) [-]
Jeans
9
Ear
75%
User avatar #18 - ReeceYeah (08/10/2012) [-]
spray can
2"
arm
36% somehow
User avatar #16 - Aphexmir (08/10/2012) [-]
I was stabbed with a pair of jeans, 7 inches deep in the face with a 45% chance of survival.... Huh, must have forgotten the fabric softener again...
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