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How Fucked Are You?
R U FUCKED?!?
Tags: how fucked are y
You HAVE JUST BEEN
THE Moridor: You WERE BORN 'nec' Ines Haw MARY
INCHES
THE LAST BODY PART YOU TOUCHED IS
WHERE YOU’ R T
THE LAST TWO OF ‘YOUR PHONE NUMBER IS YOU
SO NOW TELL ME, EXACTLY JUST HOW
ARE YOU'?
THE Moridor: You WERE BORN 'nec' Ines Haw MARY
INCHES
THE LAST BODY PART YOU TOUCHED IS
WHERE YOU’ R T
THE LAST TWO OF ‘YOUR PHONE NUMBER IS YOU
SO NOW TELL ME, EXACTLY JUST HOW
ARE YOU'?
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#17
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jimmyfunk (08/10/2012) [-]
Stabbed with my underwear in the scrotum 11" deep with 91% survival. But... my scrotum...
Stabbed by a blue car, 11 inches deep, in my dick, (dont have a phone) 00% chance.
I am dead.
I am dead.
Phone 4 inches deep in my leg with a 5% survival chance
So the guy below me with the bottle 5 inches deep in his head has a higher chance of living than me? whatthefucklogic
So the guy below me with the bottle 5 inches deep in his head has a higher chance of living than me? whatthefucklogic
#34
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N. Korean citizen (05/14/2013) [-]
Pencil 7 inches deep in my forehead with a 97% chance of survival. WTF?
a cup, 3 inches deep into my back with a 11% chance of survival O_O
#31
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N. Korean citizen (12/22/2012) [-]
I was stabbed in the foot with my book in the arm and I have a 79% chance of survival.
#24
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N. Korean citizen (08/10/2012) [-]
glass coke bottle,
3 inches,
dick,
no matter my phone digits (79%), a dude simply cant survive without a dick
3 inches,
dick,
no matter my phone digits (79%), a dude simply cant survive without a dick
#22
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penispenisthree (08/10/2012) [-]
ten inches deep in my foot with a box of dental floss....28% chance to live.....:<