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Fuck you Apple
Uploaded by: madcaseofpoobrain
Maybe if their charging cables weren't so shitty...Nah they would still suck.
Tags: fuck you apple
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That has never happened to me. You guys need to care of your shit better.
#219
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thatevanguy (08/11/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Me: "Siri!"
Siri: "Yes, how may I help you today?"
Me: "Your fucking charger broke, fix it."
Siri: "... I found several Apple retailers that sell chargers fairly close to you"
Me: "No Siri, I want you to fix it, I don't wanna buy a new one."
Siri: "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't do that"
Me: "Why not?"
Siri: "Because I don't possess the ability to fix materialistic objects due to my lack of fucking hands, so go pick yourself up some of this and charge me you retard:
Siri: "Yes, how may I help you today?"
Me: "Your fucking charger broke, fix it."
Siri: "... I found several Apple retailers that sell chargers fairly close to you"
Me: "No Siri, I want you to fix it, I don't wanna buy a new one."
Siri: "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't do that"
Me: "Why not?"
Siri: "Because I don't possess the ability to fix materialistic objects due to my lack of fucking hands, so go pick yourself up some of this and charge me you retard:
#74
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Dakafal (08/10/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
I've had the same charger for about 3 years, and nothing has ever happened to it. Then again I'm pretty anal about taking care of my shit.
And thats about a $20 dollar cable, and when your headphones break it's another $39.99.