Nope. Found this on Ninemsn news. I didn't want to sleep anyways. Source news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8514124/spider-lives-in-womans-ear-for-five-days. Spider lives in woman' s ear for five days Fri Aug 10 one Erroll C) Keefe nwt. i?. Cin. Sly A woman in China who arrived at hospital with an itchy ear has stunned doctors who found a spider living inside it. The spider is believed to have crawled into the ear canal ofthe woman, known only as Ms Lee, as she slept five
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Found this on Ninemsn news. I didn't want to sleep anyways. Source news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8514124/spider-lives-in-womans-ear-for-five-days

Spider lives in woman' s ear for five days
Fri Aug 10 one
Erroll C) Keefe nwt. i?. Cin. Sly
A woman in China who arrived at hospital
with an itchy ear has stunned doctors who
found a spider living inside it.
The spider is believed to have crawled into the ear
canal ofthe woman, known only as Ms Lee, as she
slept five days earlier, Chinese news website Reddet
reports.
Doctors at the Changsha Central Hospital in Hunan
decided against using extracting equipment to
remove the spider from Ms Lee' s ear because they
were worried the barbs on its legs would dig into her
skin.
Instead they managed to force the arachnid out with a
saline solution.
Ms Lee was reportedly so relieved to be rid of the
spider that she almost cried.
University of Florida entomology professor Philip
Poehler told the Huffington Post insects crawling into
human ears was not just an urban myth and they
occasionally did so for shelter.
The insects are probably entering the canal as
harboring, for heat, antler for moisture," he said.
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#44 - thesaw (08/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Spiderbro was just protecting the ear so nothing else would invade it.
#14 - BerryLicious (08/10/2012) [+] (23 replies)
**BerryLicious rolled user Spacemarine ** I'm getting off the planet, and you're coming with me. I'll bring the bacon, you bring the beer.
#108 - trolocaust (08/10/2012) [-]
**trolocaust rolled a random image posted in comment #62 at post re ** MFW alllll of my NOPE.
#208 - ahjay (08/11/2012) [-]
Maybe it's spider bro trying to make sure no earwigs invade her ear?


I miss spider bro..
#138 - sarc (08/11/2012) [-]
That's ok!
I mean... Why sleep when you should really be protecting yourself from ear inhabiting arachnids?
And besides! Sleeps for the unevolved, right? Right!
I didnt need sleep anyways!
Even if I do nod off after 132 hours NOT in the sack, the night terrors I'd inevitably have would keep me awake!
ITS A WIN-WIN! AHA-HA-HA HA-HA-HA
AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
#128 - neoexdeath ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
Lives in your ear.

Keeps it wax free and removes ear-hair.
#114 - kdarr (08/10/2012) [-]
NOPE
User avatar #112 - vatra ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
Right now there is some poor bastard who's ear started itching right before reading this post and now they are paranoid as all fuck.
#215 - almightydough (08/11/2012) [-]
*looking for morbid-channel tag on top, don't see it*   
   
Well this post must be ok to look at then....   
   
Fuck you OP
*looking for morbid-channel tag on top, don't see it*

Well this post must be ok to look at then....

Fuck you OP
#188 - Sammiches (08/11/2012) [-]
FUCK. I'M WEARING EARPLUGS TO BED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
User avatar #156 - TheOriginalNerd (08/11/2012) [-]
in other news

earplug sales have gone up 300%
#110 - connorsg (08/10/2012) [-]
fml
fml
#189 - wakaflockfloka (08/11/2012) [-]
MFW
MFW
#249 - skeeder (08/11/2012) [-]
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#191 - avastbluesky (08/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
my thoughts while reading this
my thoughts while reading this
#90 - theerlendz (08/10/2012) [-]
MFW next time my ear is itchy
MFW next time my ear is itchy
User avatar #220 - fierydarkstorm (08/11/2012) [-]
Why does it have a fucking picture of the bastard just bloody chilling!?

That's horrifying as balls.
User avatar #205 - AliCattLovee (08/11/2012) [-]
Earplugs tonight, boys.
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