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imagine
PICTURE THE SCENE,
ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE
WIPED OUT IN AN
WHICH HAS HIRED OUT
TECHNOLOGY AS WE KNOW IT,
YOU' GOT AWAY FROM THE
CITIES. TRAVELLED IN THE
DAY, WHEN YOU' RE SAFE FROM
THE THAT NOW WALK
THE EARTH,
YOU THINK YOU' RE SAFE,
NIGHT FALLS.
THEY YOU.
THEY' RE
WHAT DO YOU DO?
PUNCH A TREE,
MAKE A PICKAXE,
REBUILD.
THIS IS THE TRUE STORY
BEHIND MINECRAFFT.
ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE
WIPED OUT IN AN
WHICH HAS HIRED OUT
TECHNOLOGY AS WE KNOW IT,
YOU' GOT AWAY FROM THE
CITIES. TRAVELLED IN THE
DAY, WHEN YOU' RE SAFE FROM
THE THAT NOW WALK
THE EARTH,
YOU THINK YOU' RE SAFE,
NIGHT FALLS.
THEY YOU.
THEY' RE
WHAT DO YOU DO?
PUNCH A TREE,
MAKE A PICKAXE,
REBUILD.
THIS IS THE TRUE STORY
BEHIND MINECRAFFT.
...
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#5
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N. Korean citizen (08/10/2012) [+]
(13 replies)
Except that there are NPCs as well as multiplayer.
#56
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happyhadgrenade (08/10/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
You are an adventurer, sent to find a habitable land far beyond the reaches of your current dwellings that have been overrun with poverty, lawlessness and corruption. Whilst travelling, you are caught in a storm and knocked unconscious...you wake up later on a sunny beach, all memory of your previous life has been wiped and you only have one things repeating in your mind....'Survive'
Then you get blown up by green penises.
Then you get blown up by green penises.
#27
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gunmetal (08/10/2012) [-]
**gunmetal rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Look alike **
<- MFW i am only one on earth
<- MFW i am only one on earth
I tried cleaning my glasses 3 times before i realized its a stupid font
#297
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N. Korean citizen (08/10/2012) [-]
actually put on the inception soundtrack to listen to while reading, definitely made it 100x more intense
#24
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N. Korean citizen (08/10/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Personally, I believe in minecraft steve is a powerful necromancer who has amnesia. You wake up on what seems to be a totally peaceful land that begins to be filled with evil creatures. I believe these creatures are drawn to /created by steve the necromancer who no longer realizes he has the power to control them. Who else could fight these creates off with ease, punch through a tree or rock with their bare hands, or open a portal to the nether like its nobodies business. Later in the patches he seems to magically realize he can enchant things to. It will be a dark day for those villages when steve remembers who he is.
#393
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paradoxfag (08/11/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
And yet all the cows and pigs seem to have escaped unscathed.
...Then whats the deal with the NPC Villages? I mean they do have giant ass noses, do they qualify has mutants? Or what?