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You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
You: hi john
Stranger: hello, phil
You: so hows work?
Stranger: good.... ggood, gotta get those
schematics for those vibrators by monday
Stranger: and then the anal cream
You: i see i see, business is going well as usual huh
You: so ijust been inform thorn the higher ups that they
are going to promote one of us
You: to assistance sex toy manager
Stranger: really??'? well who are they promoting
You: just so you know... i am not backing out
Stranger: me neither phil
You: you dont want to do this john
Stranger: yes i do pheh
Stranger: and i can
Stranger: and i will
You: you cant do this to me
You: not after all these years!!!
Stranger: ALL THESE YEARS
Stranger: REMEBER OZZFEST
Stranger: WHEN WE WERE YOUNG
Stranger: YOU SLEPT WITH MY WIFE
You: oh i remember it alright!
You: and you know what?
You: she was amazing!
You: and you know what she didnt tell you
You: ever wonder why your boy have black hair even
though you and your wife is blonde?
Stranger: naoo.. JNHN YOU DENT WANNA DD THIS
You: oh yes, yes i do
You: guess she didnt tell you
Stranger: HOW DARE YOU
Stranger: YOU WANNA KNOW SAMETHING PHIL?
You: oh how dare you!! we use to be best friends john
until you took Jenny away from me!
Stranger: JENNY LOVED ME!
You: JENNY DIDNT LOVE YOU!
You: she was after your money
You: like she did to me...
Stranger: WELL PHIL
Stranger: YOU WANNA KNOW SAMETHING
Stranger: N SLEEPING WITH YOUR WIFE RIGHT
Stranger: AND ALST
Stranger: REMEMBER HOW YOUR 19 CLD
DAUGHTER A PAINFUL BACK
Stranger: AND SHE SAID IT WAS CRAMPS
You: phil you dont want to go any further... i am warning
Stranger: DH N GOING THERE
Stranger: YOUR 19 CLD DAUGHTER
Stranger: HAD SEX WITH ME
Stranger: AND I BANGED HER BRAINS GUT
Stranger: SHE LOVED IT
You: haha_ hahahah hahahaha!!... my have
fallen into it Phil...
You: i lied about my daughters age
You: she wasnt even 17 back then
Stranger: john.... how old was she'?
You: oh my poor daughter she was only 16
Stranger: theres a bigger problem
You: and what is that?
Stranger: i orignated your daughter
Stranger: last week
You: you... you monster!!!
Stranger: SHE GONNA HAVE MY BABY JOHN
Stranger: FROM OZZFEST
You: the police is going to get you phil-.
Stranger: WELL N GONNA Run
Stranger: N GONNA RUN RUN RUN
You: you can run but you cant hide phil
Stranger: YOU CANT STOP ME
Stranger: I SHALL RUN
Stranger: YOUR WIFE
Stranger: THAT N BETTER
You: wait wait wait
You: i thought you were john-.
You: and i was
Stranger: this was the greatest confederation ever
Stranger: ifi could shake your hand
Stranger: i would
You: it would be my pleasure to give you a internet high
You: "high tive"
Stranger: "high tive"
Your partner has disconnected.