Fire! Fire! Fire!

snoipa's alpha as fuck

true dat.

I can't not read that sentence in any other accent

It's alcohol, mate.

Scrumpy is a term for strong cider. In order for an alcoholic beverage the majority of it has to be alcohol. Scrumpy rarely sees percentages above 10 let alone anywhere near flammable levels.

Well, a person who knows this much about booze can only be a drunk, and I won't be trusting facts coming from no drunken fool, so nice try.

It's basic chemistry knowledge. Go ahead and try to set cider on fire.

But you can't deny that if I were to dilute said cider in pure alcohol I WOULD be able to set it on fire?

Diluting is using water in order to spread out a concentration. In this case, you're only mixing cider with more alcohol so yes, you would be able to set it on fire since it would mostly be alcohol.