How was your first flight?

Nice an arrow to the knee joke.

That's how I got stuck in this crummy job, I could have been out adventuring.

YOU WIN THE INTERNETs

thanks dude... you make my heart warm thumbed you up

Cool comment bro

mfw i get called bro

oh, I wasn't aware road flares were made to withstand 600 mph winds.

they can. also they are self oxidizing so they will burn up at altitude with little oxygen.

Thats pretty cool.

I actually thought that was a scene from that new Joseph Gordon Levvit movie where he rides a bike around the city throughout the whole damn thing.

that is my birthday!

Happy early birthday, man! Eat lots of cake for me.

i wont let you down!

thats my birthday too ! gif not related but early happy birthday !

you're more likely to get into a car crash than a plane crash. does that help?

Yes. Yes it does.

Thanks

Fun fact: That was a parody of a Twighlight Zone episode which aired between the 60's and 70's (I think. that Twighlight Zone episode was pretty famous.

Nightmare at 30,000 feet. Awesome episode.

gotta love the original Twilight Zone

dodododododododododododododododododododododododododo

I can't watch that anymore without thinking of
'You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door. '

That was when The Simpsons was a good TV show. Now is just that Hipster/YOLO shit that nobody cares.

Matt Groening is shuch a whore.

Later....

You can just refresh the comments dude, lmao.