Omegle

I thought you meant american sign language. I'm an idiot.

Pfft I thought he meant Above Sea Level.

I don't know what it means.

Age, Sex, Language

Location*

What the hell is WRONG with me tonight....

is that you spiderman?

Deathpool, much more awesome

the joke was kinda that he hates when people thinks he's spiderman

Meh, close enough

Asparagis Sex Live.

That actually hurt me a little while reading.

Same

HFW he was just looking for a chick with a really big dick

I seem to be able to chat up all the girls before I know they`re girls. People seem to give up after a few horny fucks. If you dig deeper you can find the actual girls and not the trolls

*ahem* What?

or when you go through a dozen cocks just to talk to someone

what?

They usually turn out terrible, like when Sheen from Jimmy Neutron got his own show

a lot can change in a few years like the color of his button

pic unrelated

Well.. i disagree.

Saying that?

here?

now you fucked up.

you were summoned wern't you...

if the pen is mightier than the sword,
then why do actions speak louder than words?

The pen is said to be mightier than the sword, but a true warrior uses his sword AS a pen.

I've been stabbed by a sword and what is this?

"Sword gun mightier then the pen gun" -Stan Smith

I thought is was good Nothing compared to the original show though

mfw I saw it.

what movie...?

i laughed at the ad more than the text.

I would've said a rake.

Lololololol :D

on the downside you grow feelings for this guy and make an alter ego and extra facebook just to make this guy feel special

Im sorry, but i think youre kinda alone om that one

i was expecting this

YOU HAD ONE JOB


^ this