All of my nopes

Thanks for the gif.

Many species of spider will feed on larger animals while they sleep.
I couldn't figure out what all of the scabs on my shoulders were from...
Last week I killed a scumbag spider that had grown large hiding behind my headboard.

Dude...


Looks like im not getting any sleep tonight...

I meant the ones that can kill me, and there are two distinctive spiders in my area that can do that.

The majority of spiders have mouths much too small to actually bite down on a human and pierce flesh.

Nice bloodlust pic and speaking of small mouths on spiders what was the show were they screwed with daddy long legs and got bit for an experiment to see if they could bite?

mythbusters. adam had to put his arm into a tube full of them.