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    #269 - yay for funny
    Reply+22
    (05/04/2010)[-]
    where the hell did these sammich jokes come from? ima guy and i have a little thing called respect for women... srsly who would HONESTLY go up to some random girl and command her to make you a sammich? i know i wouldn't.

    go ahead and thimb me down, i dont care.
    #454 to #269 - yay for funny
    Reply0
    (05/04/2010)[-]
    heheh... i created a purple (or pink) line that goes about half-way through a comment page... heheh
    #425 to #269 - phatboi
    Reply0
    (05/04/2010)[-]
    I only do it to people close to me,
    like friends at school or my mom or sister...
    I actually had one girl make me a sammich...i was joking but she really did
    You can use this in real life...but you cant be a dick about it...
    You gotta...Creep your way into their good graces
    #390 to #269 - anon id: 2b42ce98
    Reply0
    (05/04/2010)[-]
    Yeah buddy, don't worry I'm going to thimb you up!:D
    User avatar#312 to #269 - memorize
    Reply-2
    (05/04/2010)[-]
    son once upon a time there was a women named missfunnyjunk end of story
    #318 to #312 - yay for funny
    Reply0
    (05/04/2010)[-]
    missfunnyjunk was more than 1 woman?
    and plus i doubt u can be my dad, my dad is 60 years old... and im 13...
    User avatar#320 to #318 - memorize
    Reply0
    (05/04/2010)[-]
    you said where did these sammich jokes come from so i answered :S..
    #321 to #320 - yay for funny
    Reply0
    (05/04/2010)[-]
    i know that, i was asking if missfunnyjunk was more than 1 woman, cuz u said there was a WOMEN named missfunnyjunk, not WOMAN.
    #304 to #269 - anon id: 9cb5ef9c
    Reply0
    (05/04/2010)[-]
    lol pussy
    #325 to #304 - yay for funny
    Reply0
    (05/04/2010)[-]
    **** YOU ANONYMOUS... ****... YOU!
    User avatar#283 to #269 - MonkeyCop
    Reply+9
    (05/04/2010)[-]
    Sexism is funny, but sometimes it is taking it too far... like the here and there joke is ok... but when its constant then you need to chill the **** out.
    #272 to #269 - SuicidalPancakes
    Reply+6
    (05/04/2010)[-]
    Thanks.
    At least SOMEONE on fj
    actually RESPECTS women like myself
    >:0
    Sexist bastards!
    User avatar#281 to #272 - TheElectricCat
    Reply+3
    (05/04/2010)[-]
    i say we start an anit-sexist group on fj or would that be takin it too far ?
    User avatar#295 to #281 - lolzzman
    Reply+2
    (05/04/2010)[-]
    too far
    User avatar#287 to #281 - MonkeyCop
    Reply+4
    (05/04/2010)[-]
    too far... what are we feminists? (im a dude lol)
    User avatar#290 to #287 - TheElectricCat
    Reply0
    (05/04/2010)[-]
    Im a dude too man :l
    #294 to #290 - yay for funny
    Reply0
    (05/04/2010)[-]
    OMG me too man! And i'm Canadian, eh? lol
    User avatar#300 to #294 - TheElectricCat
    Reply0
    (05/04/2010)[-]
    Im Scottish, aye? lol
    User avatar#270 to #269 - TheElectricCat
    Reply+11
    (05/04/2010)[-]
    im thumbing you up man, respect for woman is vital !!!
    #271 to #270 - yay for funny
    Reply+4
    (05/04/2010)[-]
    thank you
    #291 to #271 - Ohaithar
    Reply-5
    (05/04/2010)[-]
    one thin you need to learn the hard way....being a feminist will not get you pussy, sexist jokes are funny...over the internet, if you do it irl gtfo
    #308 to #291 - hearny
    Reply+3
    (05/04/2010)[-]
    the only pussy your guna get is pity pussy because your a fat sexist loser
    #298 to #291 - yay for funny
    Reply+1
    (05/04/2010)[-]
    Actually I have a gf and i do get pussy BECAUSE I'm nice to her
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