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#269
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yay for funny
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(05/04/2010)
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where the hell did these sammich jokes come from? ima guy and i have a little thing called respect for women... srsly who would HONESTLY go up to some random girl and command her to make you a sammich? i know i wouldn't.
go ahead and thimb me down, i dont care.
#454
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yay for funny
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(05/04/2010)
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heheh... i created a purple (or pink) line that goes about half-way through a comment page... heheh
#425
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phatboi
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(05/04/2010)
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I only do it to people close to me,
like friends at school or my mom or sister...
I actually had one girl make me a sammich...i was joking but she really did
You can use this in real life...but you cant be a dick about it...
You gotta...Creep your way into their good graces
#390
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anon
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(05/04/2010)
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Yeah buddy, don't worry I'm going to thimb you up!:D
#312
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memorize
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(05/04/2010)
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son once upon a time there was a women named missfunnyjunk end of story
#318
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yay for funny
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(05/04/2010)
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missfunnyjunk was more than 1 woman?
and plus i doubt u can be my dad, my dad is 60 years old... and im 13...
#320
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memorize
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(05/04/2010)
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you said where did these sammich jokes come from so i answered :S..
#321
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yay for funny
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(05/04/2010)
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i know that, i was asking if missfunnyjunk was more than 1 woman, cuz u said there was a WOMEN named missfunnyjunk, not WOMAN.
#304
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anon
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(05/04/2010)
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lol pussy
#325
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yay for funny
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(05/04/2010)
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**** YOU ANONYMOUS... ****... YOU!
#283
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MonkeyCop
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(05/04/2010)
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Sexism is funny, but sometimes it is taking it too far... like the here and there joke is ok... but when its constant then you need to chill the **** out.
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SuicidalPancakes
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(05/04/2010)
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Thanks.
At least SOMEONE on fj
actually RESPECTS women like myself
>:0
Sexist bastards!
#281
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TheElectricCat
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(05/04/2010)
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i say we start an anit-sexist group on fj or would that be takin it too far ?
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lolzzman
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(05/04/2010)
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too far
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MonkeyCop
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(05/04/2010)
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too far... what are we feminists? (im a dude lol)
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TheElectricCat
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(05/04/2010)
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Im a dude too man :l
#294
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yay for funny
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(05/04/2010)
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OMG me too man! And i'm Canadian, eh? lol
#300
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TheElectricCat
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(05/04/2010)
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Im Scottish, aye? lol
#270
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TheElectricCat
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+11
(05/04/2010)
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im thumbing you up man, respect for woman is vital !!!
#271
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yay for funny
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(05/04/2010)
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thank you
#291
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Ohaithar
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(05/04/2010)
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one thin you need to learn the hard way....being a feminist will not get you pussy, sexist jokes are funny...over the internet, if you do it irl gtfo
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hearny
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(05/04/2010)
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the only pussy your guna get is pity pussy because your a fat sexist loser
#298
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(05/04/2010)
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Actually I have a gf and i do get pussy BECAUSE I'm nice to her
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