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#269 - yay for funny (05/04/2010) [-]
where the hell did these sammich jokes come from? ima guy and i have a little thing called respect for women... srsly who would HONESTLY go up to some random girl and command her to make you a sammich? i know i wouldn't.

go ahead and thimb me down, i dont care.
#454 to #269 - yay for funny (05/04/2010) [-]
heheh... i created a purple (or pink) line that goes about half-way through a comment page... heheh
User avatar #425 to #269 - phatboi (05/04/2010) [-]
I only do it to people close to me,
like friends at school or my mom or sister...
I actually had one girl make me a sammich...i was joking but she really did
You can use this in real life...but you cant be a dick about it...
You gotta...Creep your way into their good graces
#390 to #269 - anonymous (05/04/2010) [-]
Yeah buddy, don't worry I'm going to thimb you up!:D
User avatar #312 to #269 - memorize (05/04/2010) [-]
son once upon a time there was a women named missfunnyjunk end of story
#318 to #312 - yay for funny (05/04/2010) [-]
missfunnyjunk was more than 1 woman?
and plus i doubt u can be my dad, my dad is 60 years old... and im 13...
User avatar #320 to #318 - memorize (05/04/2010) [-]
you said where did these sammich jokes come from so i answered :S..
#321 to #320 - yay for funny (05/04/2010) [-]
i know that, i was asking if missfunnyjunk was more than 1 woman, cuz u said there was a WOMEN named missfunnyjunk, not WOMAN.
#304 to #269 - anonymous (05/04/2010) [-]
lol pussy
#325 to #304 - yay for funny (05/04/2010) [-]
**** YOU ANONYMOUS... **** ... YOU!
User avatar #283 to #269 - MonkeyCop (05/04/2010) [-]
Sexism is funny, but sometimes it is taking it too far... like the here and there joke is ok... but when its constant then you need to chill the **** out.
User avatar #272 to #269 - SuicidalPancakes (05/04/2010) [-]
Thanks.
At least SOMEONE on fj
actually RESPECTS women like myself
>:0
Sexist bastards!
User avatar #281 to #272 - TheElectricCat (05/04/2010) [-]
i say we start an anit-sexist group on fj or would that be takin it too far ?
User avatar #295 to #281 - lolzzman (05/04/2010) [-]
too far
User avatar #287 to #281 - MonkeyCop (05/04/2010) [-]
too far... what are we feminists? (im a dude lol)
User avatar #290 to #287 - TheElectricCat (05/04/2010) [-]
Im a dude too man :l
#294 to #290 - yay for funny (05/04/2010) [-]
OMG me too man! And i'm Canadian, eh? lol
User avatar #300 to #294 - TheElectricCat (05/04/2010) [-]
Im Scottish, aye? lol
User avatar #270 to #269 - TheElectricCat (05/04/2010) [-]
im thumbing you up man, respect for woman is vital !!!
#271 to #270 - yay for funny (05/04/2010) [-]
thank you
User avatar #291 to #271 - Ohaithar (05/04/2010) [-]
one thin you need to learn the hard way....being a feminist will not get you pussy, sexist jokes are funny...over the internet, if you do it irl gtfo
#308 to #291 - hearny (05/04/2010) [-]
the only pussy your guna get is pity pussy because your a fat sexist loser
#298 to #291 - yay for funny (05/04/2010) [-]
Actually I have a gf and i do get pussy BECAUSE I'm nice to her
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