Speaks the truth

All of the awards.

clever

Really? Is everyone here so convinced that they're fucking perfect relationship material that they're basically calling themselves perfect? (Smart, Handsome, and Nice)
Is everyone here so fucking self absorbed that they can't just take a goddamn look in the mirror and say: "Hmm... this girl doesn't like me... this is probably due to some sorts of flaws in me... maybe I should work on improving myself based on these flaws so that I may have a better chance of finding someone I'd like to be with in the future."
But no. Everyone here just has to go and say: "We're all fucking perfect. It's the girls fault for not liking us. There is nothing wrong with me what-so-ever. Yep. Absolutely nothing wrong with me. I am handsome, because my grandma said so. I'm nice, because sometimes nice guys get friend-zoned, so that must mean I'm nice. I'm also smart, because I've read a bunch of wikipedia articles."
And honestly, so many people here claim to be friend-zoned, but I don't buy it. I think a good portion of the 'friend-zoning' here has actually been girls rejecting guys, then the guys just say "I got friend-zoned. There is no way that was just rejection. I'm too great and perfect to be rejected. I must have been friend-zoned, because that's something that can wrongly happen to perfect people like me."
Lets get this straight funnyjunk. In life, you don't always get the girl. It's a fucking fact. But if you play your cards right, if you treat the girls right, and if you are confident in what you're doing, there will always be a chance of getting her. (Coming from a guy that has both been friend-zoned and gotten the girl that everyone else wanted.)
Go ahead and thumb me down. You all know that what I'm saying is the truth.

Lectures FJ community about being self absorbed

"Coming from a guy who's gotten friend-zoned and gotten the girl everyone wanted."


One, your friend zoning just as easily could have been the EXACT FUCKING SITUATION YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT, as well as you confidence in your ability to "Get the girl EVERYONE wanted" disturbs me. But NO. I'm just jealous! I know that you, being the patron saint of true wisdom, know when a person has been rejected by a girl and when not. You, my fine feathered friend, Just went full retard.

No, I was saying that because I had been friendzoned multiple times, instead of bitching about how it was her fault, I looked at myself and decided to make myself better, which is what everyone should do. NOT blame everyone else then bitch about getting friendzoned on the internet, just learning to improve themselves.
And with the whole "got the girl everyone wanted" thing, i was making a point of saying ive bee in multiple ends of the relationship line, trying to explain that I'm not some glorious bastard that has never been friendzoned, I'm just a normal guy like all of you, and that with enough effort, you too can get the girl

could it be? Someone on funnyjunk who's actually...intelligent?

Reminded me of his song

You asked for it, now bend over.

**kriml rolls 7** I mean word "bitch"

DING DING DING
WE HAVE A WINNER

I like how "bitch" is the opposite of "bitch"

oh Christ

share it

You good with fetish stuff?

depends. what kind?

Well, I have a thing for pillows.

....that's a new one. Example?

wat.

Admit it, you'd do her.
Then enjoy a good nights sleep.

Alright, my curiosity is getting the better of me, let's see more.

She's not riding it....

essentially a naked, hot chick humping a pillow.

Pillow riding,

pics?

www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/205421d1335831348-pretty-girl-thread-img_0307.png

Don't wanna get banned again.

not bad

that would be the more extreme side of it, I do like seeing girls hug them, it's cute.

www.sankakucomplex.com/2012/08/10/shameless-otaku-lies-with-girlfriend-in-public/
reminded me of this

Oh, I thought you were gonna send me a picture of those goddamn anime hugging pillows.

what's wrong with body pillows with anime characters on them?

Guys use'em, that's my only issue with them.

I'm pretty sure girls use them too, its just that they're associated with guys more

Exactly, guys mostly use them because they make mostly girl ones, though I've been seeing more made for girls (or gays) lately. Plus, it fucks with my searches.

Isn't there a site that has girls riding pillows tag?

there isn't that many riding and hugging content out there.

Only one thing to do

Create your own

Ha, I've tried using my charm, with huggin though, girls have no problem hugging a pillow on webcam, fucking one is more difficult.

picture related

Mordekaizer es the best, #1, best, shield es always win, never loose

I never said it made it OK for guys to do it. I said to say that it's not OK for women to do it and use the fact that guys do it for justification.

saved

people dont actually believe this crap (i hope) (talking about the content, not your comment) but people just like to use it as a common joke. and honestly, nothing wrong with being single and not putting all you are into finding a relationship. its relaxing not always going after women, and asking yourself before you go into a relationship "can i see myself marrying this girl"? if not, dont go into it in the first place, it will end with only bad. i know i changed the subject a bit, but i dont wanna erase everything i typed

nag nag nag...

I own one of those Bullshit buttons. It's amazingly useful sometimes (Mine has five separate recordings that say the general idea of "That was bullshit." in different ways).

awesome

Right, because women don't seek the most attractive men and only choose based on personality.

well some do! and if they do then theyre probably gunna be a bitch!

just like guys, if all they seek is attractive woman then theyre probably gunna be a dick!

But i like my money...

you go and love an ugly fat chick then? im all for personality but looks matter too. how the fuck am i gonna rise lookin at quazimodo

look at my profile dummy, I am a chick

Thats not what I'm saying though, you cant always count on gettin a chick with large supple breasts, a nice body and face without her being somewhat of a cunt

guys either gotta either deal with their gold diggin hottie bein a cunt or get a decent girl whom gets ignored because everyone thinks shes not perfect..

youre just as bad as the rest of em for immediatly saying that a fine lookin woman must be a cunt. just because no one loves you doesnt mean beautiful girls cant get some lovin

ohh god its like I'm talking to a wall

sexy chicks get love and attention ALL THE TIME
I just dont think its right or fair that reality works that way
and a lot of people are too stuck up to even consider personality now a days

since sex got easier to get, loves harder to find

if girls who are good looking get attention. then who the fuck can blame em.
and sorry toots but thats reality get used to it

shallow.

how am i shalllow?

It just seems like you are from the stuff you've already said to me. I mean, sorry for getting all butthurt about this. I guess I just get mad when I have to sit back and watch girls try to get a guy they like but get completely ignored for a fake bitch, know what I'm saying?
I mean, I have no issues getting my own attention. that's not the point.
Alot of girls who were gifted with natural beauty abuse it to get what they want with little or no effort. I've seen one too many succubus' in my time, and watched poor fools fall for them ending up with a broken heart and assuming all women were like that. I hate it when guys complain about all girls being bitches or when feminists complain about all guys being assholes.

I apologize for the long read, Ive seen too many posts complaining about this issue and I end up saying something about it everytime..

tl:dr : pissed off at guys complaining about girls and girls complaining about guys.

pretty much. And when I see content like this and how many thumbs it got makes me assume everyone who thumbed up agrees...

yeah, but you said you were smart, handsome and intelligent, were as I am only nice and girls are really patronising to me