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Hay You 3
What' s up, how are you'?
You'" too pretty far the
nutte talk to you, let' s get
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Submitted: 08/08/2012
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#17 - thenegritobandito **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (10 replies)
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#217 - wafflemix (08/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#118 - braviary (08/09/2012) [+] (4 replies)
This post is as bad as women saying 'All men are pigs'. People go for looks as a first as a first impression and first impressions are important, it's human nature. Anyone that argues this is probably kidding themselves or lying. Looks are still important in a relationship.

There are bad women, there are bad men. When it comes attraction no gender is morally superior.


And the first message is a bit creepy, not saying the second one is any better but...
#46 - lcknightswill (08/09/2012) [-]
Holes
User avatar #2 - finnini (08/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
They're both ******* jews.
#109 - plutobr (08/09/2012) [-]
It is good to know that today girls don't fall for those idiots's talk and defend themselves with their vagina's water gun attack
It is good to know that today girls don't fall for those idiots's talk and defend themselves with their vagina's water gun attack
#100 - mr skeltal (08/09/2012) [+] (12 replies)
The ironic thing is, they're only talking to her because she is beautiful. If she was ugly and had a good personality, none would be interested. If a man is ugly or less attractive than the woman, they expect more and make a **** /piss storm about how superficial women are. Double standards.
User avatar #8 - Hugarr (08/09/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Second guy is way more attractive than the first.
I know it sounds shallow, but people do look for looks more than they look for personality.
#13 to #8 - lefish (08/09/2012) [-]
The second male appears to have suffered from a severe stroke or birth defects, giving him a distorted face with snout-like features in the lower center portion. His small beedy eyes suggest a lack of intelligence and his long styled hair indicates femininity. He is a poor mate. God Jim you're so stupid.
#170 - pandaring (08/09/2012) [-]
What if they're both the same guy
And he's just trying different tactics
#110 - theawesomestperson (08/09/2012) [+] (13 replies)
That's like saying 'Guys only like sluts'   
Sometimes true, but not always.   
Grow up.
That's like saying 'Guys only like sluts'
Sometimes true, but not always.
Grow up.
#234 - aviatrix (08/09/2012) [+] (11 replies)
I wouldn't go for either one.

The second is self -explainatory.

The first comes off as totally fake. No guy uses smiley faces unless he's trying to **** a girl. Fact. And who the hell says "You're too pretty for me not to talk to"? Come off it. If he's not fake, then he's a feely faggot. Don't be the douche from the second, don't be the fag from the first. Be a man.
#152 - iliekcereal (08/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
same joke, but I like this one better
#71 - ericzxvc (08/09/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I'm tired of the stupid people saying they do look for personality over looks, that's ******** . First off, first impressions are incredibly important and you can't look across a room and tell somebodies personality, the only thing you can determine is their looks. Our DNA is programmed to look for good looking individuals so don't give me some BS about how you don't value them, IT IS HARD WIRED INTO YOUR ******* BRAIN. And don't pretend you're some good ******* person for not liking guys for their looks because all you're doing is ******* over evolution.

- Personalities in general are not bad, sure there's a douche or bitch here and there, but most people's personalities are good; they're different, but not good or bad.

- Hate to break it to you but people who are good looking tend to be more popular causing increased social development and in turn causing a "better" personality.

- Just because you find a guy who like ******* Zelda or something does not make him good compared to a guy who likes football, those are interests and they are completely subjective and do not make one person's personality better than the other.

- If you are one of those girls who says they don't care about looks then 99% time they're either, lying, or they've never been in the position where they've been offered both. If the girl is average and never gets the guys with the looks, then you are in absolutely no position to make that call. If one day guys were all over you, then you're going to pick the guy who is good looking; because that's how life works, if you say no then you're probably just lying to yourself.
#37 - lstimpact (08/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Original
#221 - staticenhance (08/09/2012) [-]
We love sploosh.
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#198 - manymanymangoes (08/09/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Can't wait for someone to roll this. xD
#150 - Jameshaich (08/09/2012) [-]
"you're too pretty for me not to talk to you"
Oh god, such a ****** attempt at getting a girls attention.
No wonder she doesn't like you, you come off as a creep.
Don't get mad at others because you can't get girls.
#4 - zarcos (08/09/2012) [-]
ill leave this here
ill leave this here
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