Does Aquaman Look like a Bitch!?

Does this look useless?

I never got how Aquaman is "useless".

- Insane durability. He's tough enough to be completely unaffected by the pressure at the bottom of the ocean, making him impervious to bullets.
- Superhuman strength, capable of swimming at 10,000 feet per second with his strength, even at the bottom of the ocean, and even up Niagra Falls. HE CAN FUCKING SWIM UP NIAGRA FALLS.
- Limited sonar.

When he lost his hand, the magic replacement allowed him to:
- Dehydrate and instantly kill people upon touch
- Change the shape/density of his hand
- Shoot scalding jets of water
- Heal himself
- Create portals to other dimensions
- Nullify magic completely
- Control water in any way he pleases

After getting back his natural hand, he was able to control undead sea life (that's a LOT of dead shit).

Also considering that most of the planet's surface is water...

Aquaman is a fucking boss.

I like pretending I'm aquaman and do this kind of shit on Saints Row: The Third.

if megalodons still existed then yes, aquaman would be pretty badass

yes

FIZZ GET YOUR ASS BACK TO LEAGUE OF LEGENDS OR I WILL KICK IT THERE

Anyone else think of Fizz's Ult?

Aquaman is actually really powerful. He's got super strength, I think about 25 tonnes worth of strength. So he's already got ore powers than a good chunk of superheroes.

He's got the ability to control all sea life, and all things that evolved from sea life.. so just about everything on the planet to an extent.

And with his trident he can control water.

Not useless, just a boring character, which is what DC's comics suffer from more often than not/

Just imagine if he was like Fizz

i am guessing Cracked?

**cerealisticbeing rolled a random image posted in comment #439192 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** does that mean he has cthulu at his disposal too?

reposts, reposts everywhere!
swear all i ever do is complain about this site now.. oh well

"I have an idea!"

"Oh god, it's Aquaman..."

"Come on guys, we could use whales, WHAAAAAAAALES!"

"Someone, get him out!"

"...but the whales..."

Aquaman - useless all year except for one week.

Shark week.

Fizz can do the same shit.