Food tips

**runswithdragons rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Cry me a river Mako... ** mfw i realize i burnt doritos

>electric knife

>seat warmer

Who the fuck do I look like, Bill Gates?

if your car has seat warmers you can afford to have the pizza delivered

Those were all boss as fuck and clever. Except for the oreo one... It's fun using your hands, man... Holding it in your hand, drowning that oreo in the milk, telling it to give you the money by tuesday. But you know it won't listen.... So you decapitate him.

Oreos with a fork?

wat kind of sick fuck would burn doritos?

Here's a tip: if you burn Doritos, don't eat them after. They don't taste like baked Doritos, they taste like smoke and pain.

I'm sorry mr flash guy but my car seats don't have heaters.

why would you burn doritos?

MFW pancake mix in ketchup bottle

people actually drive to a store to buy hot n ready pizza?

I was just dunking oreos, tried the fork technique, broke in half

DORITOOOOOOOOS.

Why would you want to burn Doritos? What have they ever done to you?

Burn doritos?

Burn doritos?