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9 Deadly Words
Uploaded by: ricosuavejr
9 Deadly Words Used By A Women
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Actually, some of us are capable of actually getting ready in 5 mins. I often sleep through my alarm and then get woken up by mother shouting at me and telling me that if I'm not ready in 5 minutes, she's leaving without me.
It's a lot easier for me to get ready then some girls because I don't cake my face with makeup, straighten my hair or try to squeeze my ass into jeans that are two sizes too small.
Oooooh, I'm a girl giving my opinion on the internet AND I'm not in the kitchen. Red thumbs ahoy.
It's a lot easier for me to get ready then some girls because I don't cake my face with makeup, straighten my hair or try to squeeze my ass into jeans that are two sizes too small.
Oooooh, I'm a girl giving my opinion on the internet AND I'm not in the kitchen. Red thumbs ahoy.
1) Implying women are always right.
2) False. I know women that take 5 minutes when they say 5 minutes.
3) Well yes, this one's true.
4) We're guys. If she says go ahead, we'll take it literally and do it. She has no right to get upset at us, seeing as how she knows we'll do it. That's just being a bitch.
5) Accurate (from my experience).
6) What is she actually means, "That's okay, now can we please hurry the fuck up and do whatever it is we need to?"
7) Another correct one. Praise his holy noodliness.
8) Not always, but can be applicable in most cases.
9) Maybe she wants to do something nice for the man, rather than the usual bitchfit she throws at him.
2) False. I know women that take 5 minutes when they say 5 minutes.
3) Well yes, this one's true.
4) We're guys. If she says go ahead, we'll take it literally and do it. She has no right to get upset at us, seeing as how she knows we'll do it. That's just being a bitch.
5) Accurate (from my experience).
6) What is she actually means, "That's okay, now can we please hurry the fuck up and do whatever it is we need to?"
7) Another correct one. Praise his holy noodliness.
8) Not always, but can be applicable in most cases.
9) Maybe she wants to do something nice for the man, rather than the usual bitchfit she throws at him.
Why would you get a girlfriend where you need to follow these rules? Neither men or female are the superior gender, so don't let them treat you like you are. You need an equal relationship not a "oh I'm such a pussy you can win everything" relationship.
Women are like the universe, you will learn some of her laws if you are smart, you will be able to exist with her, but no matter how much you try, or search, you will never learn her secrets
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skrillskrill (08/09/2012) [-]
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