The Offspring. Classy. The Offspring Iwas in the middle of one of my best sexual performances ever when that earthquake hit. It threw me off the bed & almost woke my wife. - the Like . Comment . sh 3, 034 Q 105 I ( on Twitter . q hours ago via Twitter . 1:‘
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The Offspring

Classy

The Offspring
Iwas in the middle of one of my best sexual performances ever when
that earthquake hit. It threw me off the bed & almost woke my wife. -
the
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User avatar #7 - dustyshane (08/09/2012) [+] (6 replies)
That's pretty fly,
for a white guy.
#3 - dollahbill **User deleted account** (08/08/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Wondering where relevancy between The Offspring and an Earthquake whilst having sex is.

Btw, Keep 'em Seperated and Hammerhead = best Offspring songs.
User avatar #23 - supermanon (08/09/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Dance Fucker, Dance
Man he never had a chance
User avatar #62 - akmini (08/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Why was The Offspring afraid of SOAD?

Because Cerj ate Noodles!
User avatar #59 - bogbean (08/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This item system has been going on for more than 24 hours now, yet half of Funnyjunk's users are clueless...
#31 - momothebear (08/09/2012) [-]
want me to "rock" your wife?
want me to "rock" your wife?
#1 - bagofshenanigans (08/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Oh, Noodles.
Oh, Noodles.
#60 - hooxx (08/09/2012) [-]
80's - 90's The Offspring is a lot better than the crap the make now. Long live punk music.
#32 - XxMyNameIsChancexX ONLINE (08/09/2012) [+] (5 replies)
People have told me and the band I'm in that we sound like The Offspring kinda.
#47 - vytros (08/09/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Great fan of the band, but please, tell me I'm not the only one who thought their new album that was released this June was mainly...very bad? Maybe a few songs were good, but I didn't like most of them.
#70 - mojokingz (08/09/2012) [-]
**mojokingz rolled a random comment #448712 posted by kisman at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** :
yay
#69 - N. Korean citizen (08/09/2012) [-]
I was in the middle of one of my best sexual performances ever when that eartquake hit.It threw me of the bed and i woke up.
User avatar #26 - sourcheze (08/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Im gonna see them at Soundwave YESSS
User avatar #53 - downwiththesicknes (08/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'm seeing the offspring next year fuck yeah!
User avatar #36 - xamyomgx (08/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I keep trying to pick up items, but it redirects me to a "Page was not found" page.. the fuck FJ?
User avatar #38 to #36 - ihatem (08/09/2012) [-]
Click pick up, dont hit enter. and people may be picking em up faster
#12 - timmis (08/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Saw this this morning. I wish I could thumb twice, for the joke and the offspring.
#67 - giustobuffo (08/09/2012) [-]
Oh, The Offspring are still relevant? Let us see if I can make a statement to get all the girls to like me...

So Dexter and I were talking about being young and being punks, and this guy walked up and said "hey... you guys, standing on the corner, wearing your leather..."

And I looked at Dexter, and we were like "YEAH, WHATEVA!!!"

Damn, I messed that story up. So here is a picture of Bacon Elvis.
#28 - HolyArachnid (08/09/2012) [-]
Fun fact I literally just found out: Dexter Holland is actually the nephew of Tom Holland, the director of the original "Child's Play" and "Fright Night" movies. Gives "come out and play" a whole new meaning, doesn't it.......
#22 - heroofthehour (08/09/2012) [-]
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