Skyrim guards

WHERT DA FERCK DERD U JERST FERCKIN SER ERBERT MAH, U LERTL BERTCH? ERL HERV U KNER I GRERDERTERD TERP ERF MAH CLERS ERN DA NERVER SERLS, ERND ERV BERN ERNVERLVERD ERN NERMAHRERS SERCRERT RERDS ERN ERLQERD, ERND I HERV ERVER THRER HERNDRERD CERNFERMAHD KERLS. I ERM TRERNERD ERN GERERL WERFER ERND ERM DA TERP SNERPER ERN DA ERNTER ERS ERMAHD FERCERS. U ER NERTHIN TER MAH BERT JERST ERNERTHER TERGERT. I WERL WERP U DA FERCK ERT WERTH PRERCERSERN DA LERKERS ERF WHERCH HERS NERVER BERN SERN BERFER ERN THERS ERTH, MAHRK MAH FERCKIN WERDS. U THERNK U CERN GERT ERWER WERTH SIN THERT SHERT TER MAH ERVER DA ERNTERNERT? THERNK ERGERN, FERCKER. ERS WER SPERK I ERM CERNTERCTIN MAH SERCRERT NERTWERK ERF SPERS ERCRERS DA ERS ERND YER ERP ERS BIN TRERCERD RERGHT NER SER U BERTER PRERPER FER DA STERM, MAHGERT. DA STERM THERT WERPERS ERT DA PERTHERTERC LERTL THIN U CERL YER LERF. YER FERCKIN DERD, KERD. I CERN BER ERNERWHER, ERNERTERM, ERND I CERN KERL U ERN ERVER SERVERN HERNDRERD WERS, ERND THERTS JERST WERTH MAH BER HERNDS. NERT ERNLER ERM I ERXTERNSERVERLER TRERNERD ERN ERNERMAHD CERMBERT, BERT I HERV ERCERS TER DA ERNTER ERSERNERL ERF DA ERNERTERD STERTERS MAHRERN CERPS ERND I WERL ERS ERT TER ERTS FERL ERXTERNT TER WERP YER MAHSERERBL ERS ERF DA FERC ERF DA CERNTERNERNT, U LERTL SHERT. ERF ERNLER U CERLD HERV KNERN WHERT ERNHERLER RERTRERBERTERN YER LERTL "CLERVER" CERMAHNT WERS ERBERT TER BRIN DERN ERPERN U, MAHB U WERLD HERV HERLD YER FERCKIN TINER. BERT U CERLDNT, U DERDNT, ERND NER YER PIN DA PRERC, U GERDERMN ERDERT. I WERL SHERT FERER ERL ERVER U ERND U WERL DRERN ERN ERT. YER FERCKIN DERD, KERD.

why did i have to even this comment out? this is hilarious and obviously took some time to be made

ermahgerd.jmillerdesign.com/#!/translate nope

and i defended him

Because dragonborns are put in the world by the divines only when there is a need for them. This is a wise guard. He realised that the coming of the dragonborn meant the return of the dragons, and with them all of the terror, destruction and chaos from the stories. He is sad because he realises that his people are going to suffer.


oh, and what twilightdusk said.

The design of their helmet is hardly a happy one.

Its also the way his head is tilted that makes it look like hes sad.

thanks :)

He used to... Before he took an arrow to the knee.

I'll go kill myself now...

how do you add text to gifs?
what did you use?

I actually found this a while ago, I didn't make it.

frick, thanks anyway

video source?

I don't have it, sorry.

its k.

GAH nopenopenopenopenope hate spiders

I'm outta here!

Time to post that on FB and see how many girls flip out :P

video source?

Wait, what?

U?

OP. Clever...

You can't steal stolen stuff ''normal'' vendors...

wut

sell stolen stuff*

Penetrate...

he spelled it the same as you tho???

I was actually joking about penetration but I guess this entire site is just too paranoid to understand people are not always out to get them but are actually trying to make a joke.

Pic related. It's about anal penetration.