Overly attached earth

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Black Hole, and I attract every single one of you. All of you are weak, mass-less, carbon based life forms who spend every second of their day stuck to an iron core planet. You are everything observable in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten an event horizon? I mean, I guess it's fun self replicating and evolving because of your own lack of gravity, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than becoming a gas nebula.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best fusion reaction. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the brightest quasar in the sky, and have an acceleration due to gravity over 9000m/s/s. What processes do you synthesize, other than "jacking off to electromagnetic absorption lines"? I also get straight accretion disks, and have a banging neutron star (She just solar flared on me; Shit was SO cash). You are all candy-asss who should just go super nova. Thanks for listening.

Considering how much we fucked the Earth up, I think that the Earth would be overjoyed if we all moved to Mars.

no, she can never make me as moist as you can.

Naw, I'm just probing her.

another overly attached earth

The earth must have Stockholm Syndrome, because we've been raping it for thousands of years.

Na im actually with this fat bitch

i dont know how to have sex with a planet, this upsets me to be reminded

Red Head?

made me think of princess yue

Been to Mar's already....

damn planets can sure be jealous

I think it means mars...