dat moment

i had a similar experience. i was pooping in a public restroom and right next to me was another man pooping. i never poop in public restrooms and when i do i try not to poop in a room that's occupied.

Anyway, we entered our respective stalls at about the same time and we were both just sitting there waiting for something to come out. As something finally did come out i couldnt help but giggle, and giggle, and giggle. Then, realizing the absurdity of my laughter, i loudly proclaimed "oh god". The guy in the other stall did not make a noise what so ever. I flushed, didnt wipe, and ran out the bathroom.

Okay I have to share my short but immensely funny toilet story, so I walk in a McDonalds toilet and as I enter there's a man at the urinal weeing. So as I just step one foot into the toilet, I hear from the cubical, with the strength of a thousand nuclear bombs, the mother of all the shitty farts in the world. The guy at the urinal instantly swings his head around with a face of pure disgust and utter shock. I just slowly walk back out screaming laughing, safe to say, I didn't need to go to the toilet anymore.

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*began ffs