I am memory-man

*TBs

More like fucking yottabytes if I know my terminology.

That would mean that people have ejaculated for a total of over 9000 minutes

very nice

Data transfer interrupted, please reboot.

I just dont understand, do they sheath their cock into the sock or just fap standard and then get the sock to spooge in?

Trust me, I don't know, I'm using the traditional style of fappate.

As am I

What I do is, I go normally then when about to cum, I place a sock over it as I cum

I dont have tissues next to my bed.

I have socks.

Grab some tissue before hand?

**savyx rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at Ponycomp 163 ** thats why...

Source of that gif?

ok :(

i just do it in the bathroom and cum straight into the toilet.
my brother however... does not. he used to use my computer a lot but one day i looked under my bed and found a bunch of my socks under my bed, bunched up and stuck to themselves.
i waited until he was asleep and slashed the tires on his car, then stripped all of the bolts holding his wheels in with a tire iron. he still doesn't know it was me and he still thinks i don't know that he has fapped on my bed

TLDR: my brother is a prick

Oh god, wtf.

Someone wants attention...

Pics or didn't happened.

Is that an invitation?

Would you like another TB?

I hope that everyone knows that TB in this context means "Terabyte" and not the other kind.

Never got that reference. Saw that episode when I was a babe. Some nice fun junker care to explain?

Wait, Isn't that episode fairly new?

**VincentKing rolled user vaulttec ** even more than this person?

whore

This just in, ftwunicorn has called out a funnyjunk whore. Stay tuned for farther updates on this event

obviously.

I know guys on here who get laid. Lol

We are now getting reports that not everyone on FunnyJunk is a Virgin. Personally I do not find this shocking at all, I get bitches on the rebound using my overly large Seagull to snatch them off the streets. "Surprise Bitch".
In other news, Rape among Funnyjunk Members has risen.

bahhahaha. it's not rape if you yell surprise.

Did someone said...... rape?

Its not rape in my celler

no sadly :( i wish. lol

LOL

my when face

typo...

Actually, the base pairs form a code of Base-4. Computers operate in binary or Base-2.
This means that you can store X amount of data, not is half the number of sperm, but rather, in the square root of the number of sperm.

So a sperm is actually, in binary translated code:
(750MB)^2 = 562.500TB
So each Ejaculate of 1.8*10^8 sperm: 1.0125 x 10^26 bytes of data.

The pairs can only form A-T T-A C-G or G-C as pairs. These can be denoted as 00, 01, 10 and 11 respectively.

More info can be found here: bitesizebio.com/articles/how-much-information-is-stored-in-the-human-genome/

HOW THE HELL DOES THAT DO THAT?