A normal day on Omegle...wait what?

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You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omegle!
Question to discuss:
Nerd sex in waylay better than jock sex.
or No[ 3)'? [crab people Girl) (my mom
Stranger: Why not Zoidberg sex?
You: Dolan aprove
You: Op plz
Stranger: y mt u note fag IDP?
You: IDP, y u no kill urslf
You: well stranger.
Stranger: Sergery r u so mean?
You: you know ychan i guess?
Stranger: Yeah
You: and thiknk and mamba's
You: and ddit
You: and mag
Stranger: no way mag is teh lob hm kuntz
You: whoaw
You: wag is the best site
You: it invented all memes
You: and ychan, funnyjunk and memebase steals
everything
You: many
Stranger: Yeah everyone knows wag is for men but
ychan is for little girls...
You: yup
You: damn. i miss 200th.
You: habbo raid man
You: habbo raid
Stranger: Iol fucking habbo
You: stranger, you play Data 2?
Stranger: Nah
You: something else? you seem to be a good stranger
You: not like other stangers
You: who are fucktards
Stranger: Yeah too many of them.. Liek DP
You: op is a fucktard, too
You: i bathe is ugly
You: fat
You: and lapping to ponies
You: i mean
You: i like dam ponies
You: but i dont mp to them
Stranger: There are just some things you don' t fap
over... ponies. God damn it UP you fucking sick bastard.
You: serious.
You: I like dam ponies
You: but some FUCKING JEWS
You: like op
You: fap to them.
You: and wish they could have anal with them
You: GOD DAM DP
You: YEN BASTARD
Stranger: UP is the reason why cancer was
made.. fuck you DP
You: maybe
You: UP is DJ 4DM1N of wag.
You: and he invented cancer
You: to troll everyone'?
You: FUCK YOU DP
Stranger: Wait..
Stranger: Ijust realised something
You: whoaw
You: what is it?
Stranger: I can' t believe ijust found this out...
Stranger: I' m a clothesline...
You: whoaw
You: damn nigga
You: you scary
You: but with this
Stranger: My whole life seems so much clearer now.....
You: you know...
You: you know... |' m here for you.
You: if you need help to understand
Stranger: I always wondered why people kept putting
there clothes on me..
Stranger: New i understand
You: It isn' t a shame to be a clothesline.
You: you know.
You: everyone loves you.
Stranger: What am I going to do with my life?
You: dont forget that
You: you are awesome.
You: Stranger.
You: you are a hard working
You: and beautiful person
Stranger: I will be the best clothesline ever!
You: you will be the very best!
Stranger: Like no one ever was.
You: to catch them is you real test
Stranger: and to train them is my cause
You: You will travel across the land
Stranger: searching far and wide
You: the apparel markt to understand
Stranger: The fabric that' s inside!
You: it' s you and me
Stranger: To hang clothes is my destiny!
You:
You: you' re my best friend
Stranger: In a world we must defend
You:
You: a line so !
Stranger: (Dur will pull us through
You: you teach me and i' ll teach you!
You:
Stranger: Gotta dry em all!
You: Gotta dry em !
You:
You: see?
Stranger: Amazing
You: a life as a clothesline isnt that bad it
Stranger: You have shown me the way, I thank you
kind stranger...
You: you are welcome, my friend
You: you are welcome
Stranger: We started out as Why not Zoidberg and
Dolan but evolved into something more..
You: something deeper...
You: I love you, clothesline stranger.
Stranger: And I love you stranger.
You: okay, I will post this on funnyjunk.
Stranger: UP is probably hoping everthin
You: for sure
You: I will see you again, clothesline stranger.
Stranger: And i shall see you again
You have disconnected.