Fuck the Blind

>Makes witty blind joke
>Gets thumbed down

What, you find this offensive or something? Guess we're free to make nigger-jokes, but when it's a poor, helpless blind person we're talking about, we all turn into scholars and gentlemen.

This is how FJ works, my fellow funnyjunker.

1. You post a clever comment.
2. A single asshole thumbs you down, because he is an asshole.
3. The mob-like mentality of most of these fucking retarded people who use this site then also thumb down what you say, because they already see a red thumb.
4. You say something like, "why are you thumbing me down?"
5. People see that you have red thumbs, and realize there is no reason to red thumb you
6. People feel all cool again by thumbing you back up, again because of mob-like mentality.

In the end, FJ is a website comprised of mostly fucking retarded children. Don't take red or green thumbs personally, everyone here is just a blithering idiot.

However, when I say "Why are you thumbing me down?", they thumb me down even more.

that's true. you just have to get lucky, either people start shitting on you with red thumbs or they start shitting on you with green thumbs. today it looks like they gave you green lol.

Lucky me, I guess.



Good luck on your adventures, my good man.

personally i think negative thumbs should be removed from funnyjunk because shit like that happens all the time. if nobody likes a comment, it should just stay at 0 thumbs. if everyone likes it, it should get their green thumbs. that way crap like the red thumb mobbing stuff you mentioned would not go on and people would have to be more clever with their trolling
here, have a happy clown for your troubles. i would give you a cookie but i'm out of cookies

How can I thank you more?

You have to be one of the very few people here who understands.

fj logic

You have absolutely no idea how hard it is to post jokes. I must be posting them when everyone is extremely serious and god-fearing.

i bet it was a blind guy that thumbed him down..... oh wait.... nevermind

Oh... Hey there.

YOU EAT A DICK NIGGA YOU EAT A DICK

ANOTHER!

how about douchecanoe?
please let this become a popular phrase

I didn't see what you did there..

I'd tea drinking the fuck outta her

Only Lilly
She's my second favorite, though.

Who's your favourite?

Hanako.

everyone love hanako

I havnt read through hanako's story, only Emi's at this point. is it as good as its made out to be?

It's true that it's a feel coaster.

Sweet

Lilly thread? Lilly thread.

a recycled joke doesn't make it oc