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The Universe Is Just Awesome

The Universe is Just Awesome
Fun, Interesting, and Awe Inspiring Facts
About the Universe
Before the Big Bang,
there was absolutely
nothing. It wasn' t dark,
it wasn' t Mach, and it
wasn' t white. It was
NOTHING. What exactly
is ‘nothing? The human
mind can not
comprehend nothingness.
It is believed that at
the center of every
galaxy there is a
supermassive black
hole. It has the mass
of 1000 n of our
suns and can Be
m of miles
long. Event's
of years) all the stars
within our galaxy will
Be sucked into the “
black hole at the
center of our galaxy.
Earth
GLIESE 581 C
310' lani
The closest Earthqauke planet is GLIESE 581 c. This planet is the
most likely candidate to have life on it. It is only " Lightyears
away, which is relatively close when you' re talking about the
universe. The only problem is, the fastest handmade vehicle is the
Viking Voyager. Launched in the 1910' s, it has been zipping
through space at 13, 000 MPH. Even if the Voyager space probe
was travelling at it' s max speed, 13, 000 MPH, it would still take
over 350, 000 years to get there.
In our very solar system,
there are asteroids Just
g for the chance to
e with our planet.
on of years ago, an
asteroid struck the Earth and
wiped out the dinosaurs. It' s
not a matter of " it is going
to happen again, But a matter
I would actually have a picture of
dark matter here, But the problem is,
we can' t see is believed that
25% of the universe is dark matter.
DARK MATTER Also, 10% of the universe is
composed of dark energy. Leaving
only about 5% of the entire universe
left for us to actually see.
It is theorized that there are an infinite number of universes that
may exist. We can these universes ‘Parallel Universes‘. The
differences Between this universe and another universe could Be
so miniscule that you would Barely know the difference. For
example in this universe, you put your left shoe on today; whereas
in a parallel universe you put your right shoe on first. It' s also
thought that these universes could Be within our universe. The
only reason we can' t see them is because they may Be in a
different dimension that we can' t see.
There are 2 theories on how the universe may end. The first Being
The Big crunch‘. The theory states that the universe will
event's y reach a point of maximum expansion and then stop.
Everythi in the universe at one moment e will Just stop.
Then, Just as quickly as it moved forward, It w start to move
backward. Time will go in reverse and everything will Begin to fall
in on Itself. The universe will come together faster and faster um
Fm 'crunched' into nothingness yet again. No one knows if
this cycle is continuous ocaust a one time occurance.
The second theory states that the universe will expand
faster like emptying water out of a bottle. As the water draws near
the end, it gets faster and faster. Everything in the universe will
eventually become so far away from everything else that all matter
will become ice cold blocks of ice. Suns will die out and every
planet that may have life on it w die.
The universe is Just AWESOME.
Thumbs up if you like, I might make a sequel.
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#126 - ahahah (05/04/2010) [-]
haha "ice cold blocks of ice"
User avatar #57 - advisorycentaur (05/04/2010) [+] (3 replies)
um i just have to say the black hole stuff is wrong as black holes are singularities (no height width or length) so they dont have volume this also means they have and infinite mass and gravitational pull (thats how they pull in suns and other super massive objects) and while correct in saying that they have the mass of 100,000,000 of our suns thats also incorrect as its actually infinite


and it is possible to maintain an orbit around a black hole so all the stars getting sucked in is impossible unless there was something pushing them in and the theory of the universe expanding until everything being so far away would stop that anyway
User avatar #113 - jxs (05/04/2010) [+] (4 replies)
It should say "Fun, Interesting, and Awe Inspiring THERORIES about the Universe" because in reality, these are all just guesses. We don't know **** about **** about the universe.

Except the asteroid fact. That's real. We're all gonna be ****** one day
User avatar #224 - Lowa (05/05/2010) [-]
"ice cold blocks of ice"
#119 - anon (05/04/2010) [+] (4 replies)
WRONG, we dont know what was before the big bang.

WRONG, most stars will die before getting sucked into the black hole. and we andromeda will hit the milky way in around 5 billion years anyway.

WRONG, we know the universe doesn't have enough mater to stop the expansion and close back on itself. It will keep expanding forever.

I dont wanna do #3, your too ******* lazy to do any real reasearch on this topic. I know this stuff, your wrong most the time.
User avatar #120 to #119 - dakunism (05/04/2010) [-]
holy **** dude get a life. im just trying to get people interested in the subject. i dont have a ****** doctorate or anything. if youre going to bash every one of my posts, then make your own and make it better....oh wait you cant....youre an anon
User avatar #102 - BeVuTz (05/04/2010) [-]
So waking up alone and then thinking about myself in a parallel universe with a beautiful woman, helps me how?
#55 - anon (05/04/2010) [-]
350000 years from now, a bunch of bewildered aliens are gonna get hit by that piece of metal.
User avatar #2 - MyNameIsARickRoll (05/03/2010) [+] (21 replies)
I recently read stephen hawkings article on time travel, and it mentioned the large black hole and that its mass slows down time, and that theoretically it could be used as a time travel device
User avatar #204 - phoneman (05/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
The Big Bang wasn't the beginning of everything, that's just silly. The Big Bang is the beginning of the universe as we know it.
User avatar #209 to #204 - Tedex (05/05/2010) [-]
you didnt hear? billy mays had a commercial that went something like this
"BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER NEW AMAZING PRODUCT, THE UNIVERSE, SUPPORT LIFE, BREED HUMANS, MAKE BLACK HOLES, WHAT DOESN'T THIS DO, WHY AM I YELLING, BUY NOW AND RECIEVE MILLIONS OF PARRALEL UNIVERSES!" and so god's all like, lolwut? so he bought it because it was a slow sunday and had nothing to do
User avatar #127 - bluedragon (05/04/2010) [+] (12 replies)
so if different things happen in different dimensions, does that mean their is a dimension where we all hate your posts?
User avatar #131 to #130 - dothemoonwalk (05/04/2010) [-]
as far as dimensions go, i think you should do something on the possibility of a fourth dimension or even nth dimensions
we discussed it in our math class recently, and a fourth dimensional being would be able to see inside our bodies or something--super creepy stuff
#124 - anon (05/04/2010) [+] (1 reply)
"BING BANG" = BULL SHIIIIIIIT.
User avatar #125 to #124 - dakunism (05/04/2010) [-]
possibly...its just a theory
#96 - EmperorColo **User deleted account** (05/04/2010) [+] (17 replies)
Gotta love humans. Athiests think that nothing some how managed to explode into everything, and Christians believe that God has existed forever and one day waved his hand and created the universe.

Both sound equally as absurd and yet they bash each other constantly. I'm a Christian, but I find it amusing that both sides blindly hate the other without looking at their beliefs from the other side's point of view. I understand an Athiest's perspective, but if you don't believe, why make a big deal out of it? I know most don't, but some are practically religious about not believing. It's a waste of time. /semi-rant
User avatar #62 - TomTheGerbil (05/04/2010) [-]
Ice cold blocks of ice? That's some cold **** right there
#58 - anon (05/04/2010) [+] (2 replies)
100% Bull ****
User avatar #63 to #58 - WAmadman (05/04/2010) [-]
WOW!!! You Seriously Suck
User avatar #51 - tigerfangred (05/04/2010) [-]
not funny, but still awesome. I enjoyed this
User avatar #40 - ZOMFGnoWaysz (05/03/2010) [-]
you maKE ME FEAR THE FUTURE.
god damn cps lock, too lazy to fix it.

i really felt bad after seeing all this. its so depressing to hear that the world is inevitably going to cease to be.

time to go smoke a blunt and forget it....
User avatar #7 - flaminscull (05/03/2010) [-]
well ill be long dead before this happens
User avatar #1 - sgt bob (05/03/2010) [-]
in the words of bender the mighty: "Well, we're boned"
User avatar #48 - AwesomesaursRex (05/04/2010) [-]
So... our expansive universe, and all the other parallel universes, were created from absolute nothing?
Well, God did the same apparently, creating our universe from nothing...

**** .
Yous Christians and yous Atheists need to get your **** straight. You both make absolutely no sense.
User avatar #46 - RebelGrahamCracker (05/03/2010) [-]
My mind....she is blown.
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