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Submitted: 08/06/2012
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#3 - fuckmerunnin (08/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#35 - usernameerror (08/06/2012) [-]
Cave Johnson here to unveil aperture's latest product THE BUS. Basically it's a giant sardine can on wheels used to transport the poor. Whoops, apparently I was supposed to say 'general public' guess some people are touchy on what they call these sad excuses for human beings. Anyways, we took out the airbags because we wanted to spice things up a bit. Now you can live every waking moment not knowing you're gonna live or die on this thing. If you're so concerned about a 'safe' bus, why don't you dump in $5,000 dollars worth of safety equpment into each bus? (that's an estimate there pal, boys in the lab were laughing when I made up that number. Apparently its way higher).

Cave Johnson, we're done here
#103 - Barinade (08/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#4 - killakahn has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#8 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The death of one is a tragedy; the death of many is a statistic.
User avatar #101 - ShadeElement (08/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Do you have any idea how much MASS a school bus has?

If you are ever in an accident so bad that a BUS is on the losing end of that physics equation, then a two inch strap of nylon isn't gonna be much help.
User avatar #59 - armordkar (08/07/2012) [-]
well obviously if you have 2 in a car and the car crashes and 1 dies then that is 1/2 of the children dead but if you have 50 in a bus and 10 die that is only 1/5 of the childeren dead
#28 - fhqwghads (08/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#96 - fatbabie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#58 - FUKit (08/07/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Its because no car is going to **** up a schoolbus, whereas a car can pretty much get totaled pretty easily and therefore, much easier to die in. Just sayin'
#49 - pepemex (08/06/2012) [+] (8 replies)
I live in a small city in Mexico and I never wear it... I didn't even when I was a child. **** yeah that feeling of absolute freedom... enjoy your totalitarian police forcing you to put that thing on "for your own good".
User avatar #55 to #49 - bagguhsleep (08/07/2012) [-]
Yeah. Stupid police. Trying to save lives an' **** .
Bunch'a idiots.
#39 - generalshawn (08/06/2012) [-]
They do have a metal bar at tooth level
#100 - shakeeb (08/07/2012) [-]
**shakeeb rolled a random image posted in comment #659 at the birth **
MFW wearing a seat belt
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User avatar #12 - TheSock (08/06/2012) [+] (6 replies)
in case anyone didnt know, its cuz kids would beat the **** out of each other with the
seatbelts
User avatar #18 - pornzmon (08/06/2012) [-]
I think the theory is that the bus will just smash through anything that tries to stop it
User avatar #72 - cwilkens (08/07/2012) [-]
Normally I don't bitch about reposts, but I've seen this thing like 4 ******* times in the past 2 weeks. Getting sick of this **** FJ
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