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So I don' t know about you guys,
but those ads at the bottom right
of the screen are really annoying,
so I' decided to make a little
compilation of the sexy ad babes
featured on Funnyjunk.
hey sweetheart!
I' m in Hampton Bays,
wanna come over?
Reply now
Hmm, you look , better than
most of the others, but I can’ t
help but wonder, what are you
hiding under that hat...
hey you live in
Hampton Bays tool?
wanna come over
and chill with me?
OHMYGOD KILLITWITHFIRE!!!
What are you?! NO I DONT WANT
TO "COME OVER AND CHILL"
hey you live in
Hampton Bays tool?
wanna come over
and chill with me?
That blurry picture really turns
me on. Do you have any blurrier
ones? Maybe something
underwater?
wheel F/ SB
hey! I love Hampton
Bays bays!
wanna do something?
Reply now
Oh my god... are you serious?
Wait wait wait, how do these
know where I live?...
Hey cutie
what' s there to do in
Hampton Bays?
did you know one my favorite
things in the world is being
called "cutie" by 58 year old scawy
women?
hey sweetheart!
I' m in Hampton Bays,
wanna come over?
Reply now
I love it when women
old enough to be my mother
proposition me. ..
I' m in Hampton Bays
too!
wanna go do
something?
Reply now
Sorry, I don' t date emo meth
whores...
screwey F/ 27
I' m in Hampton Bays
too!
wanna go do
something?
Reply now
You again? Jesus you even made
a different username? Read my
lips... I don' t date meth/ crack
whores...
hey you live in
Hampton Bays tool?
wanna come hang
out?
Reply now
**** is that?
I' m in Hampton Bays
too!
wanna go do
something?
Reply new
Oh my god... You again?!?! Does
anyone think the woman is
hot? She isn' t good enough to
even make me a sammich...
I' m in Hampton Bays
too!
wanna meet up for a
drink?
Reply now
What kind of
name is that? Look I told the
scawy lady before, I don' t date
drug whores, that includes drug
mules...
vanalla_ lace's F/ 22
hey sweetheart!
I' m in Hampton Bays,
wanna come over?
Reply new
Hamm nice arm meat... you
could can/ e some nice steaks off
of that.... fatty
hey you! Wanna hang
out?
lets meet up in
Hampton Bays
Munch's? I don' t even know
anymore... No mam I don' t want
to “hang oetf. Let' s not meet up...
hey you! Wanna hang
out?
lets meet up in
Hampton Bays
Where did they get these people?
Crack Whores R Us?
hey you live in
Hampton Bays tool?
wanna come over
and chill with me?
I would date you, but your
forehead is not big enough...
what are u dam
Knight cutie?
I' m in Hampton Bays,
wanna do something?
Yeah you are def not 31... So no
I will not be “doing
somthing with you knigge
atta,
hey you live in
Hampton Bays tool?
wanna come over
and chill with me?
Yeah when I saw your picture I
thought, "Wow she is a "fly'' girl".
I should come over and chill with
Well that' s just my reaction to
these these hot, sexy mamas.
Thumbs this up if you hate these
ads, maybe they' ll go away soon
...
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Submitted: 05/03/2010
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User avatar #434 - funnybags (05/19/2010) [-]
hey put up a picture of yourself im sure u aint any better looking
#433 - anonymous (05/13/2010) [-]
that one about vanilla_lace was totally mean. so what if shes not skinny. geez your shallow, she was still pretty
#427 - anonymous (05/05/2010) [-]
to all those going"hey she was talken to me too" wow your ****** idiots THEY ARE BOTS PEOPLE! PRE PROGRAMED THINGS THAT READ YOUR IP ADDRESS AND GET YOUR CITY AND PUT UP A RANDOM PICTURE ALONG WITH YOUR CITY NAME. NOT REAL PEOPLE NOT A REAL SERVICE JUST A PROGRAM. Id thank you for your time but we are all wasting it here anyway
User avatar #432 to #427 - AllYourBase (05/10/2010) [-]
Indeed... I live in germany (Father's in the millitary, got stationed here) anyway... The Bot service reads my IP as being in Mehlingen, even though i live in the next town over, Enkenbach-Alsenborn... Anyway, the captions are in english, and i doubt that that many people here know english well enough to type like that.. and besides, how the fcuk would they know i only know english? And that typo was intended :)
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#424 - LiamYanner (05/05/2010) [-]
I love how your mind works... "Hm... These are annoying. I know! I'll just throw them all in a picture!"

But still, funny captions.
#423 - anonymous (05/04/2010) [-]
omg that lady cindeey was talkin 2 me 2! she said she lives in atlanta...
User avatar #421 - fredxrated (05/04/2010) [-]
**fredxrated rolls 651,489,478** thats funny they said thay were in my town to
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#418 - anonymous (05/04/2010) [-]
This is the only picture on funny junk that uses correct grammar in the picture! Thank you so much, my eyes aren't bleeding today.
User avatar #416 - FlameOfHeaven (05/04/2010) [-]
'joyandmagic' came up for me too, but I live in Jarrow 0.o
#413 - anonymous (05/04/2010) [-]
they went away XD
User avatar #412 - Rattydog (05/04/2010) [-]
Nigerian Date Bate
User avatar #411 - Connarhea (05/04/2010) [-]
seriously? he calls someone fat who seriously isn't and calls the fat ones crack whores CRACK WHORES ARE ******* SKINNY AS **** MATE!!! GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!! what a stupid waste of ******* time *waits for neg thumbs* :)
#428 to #411 - MomoNoz (05/05/2010) [-]
I was thinking the same thing. They were all nasty, but that didn't make sense.
User avatar #429 to #428 - Connarhea (05/05/2010) [-]
I understand that there are a ton of retarded sexists out there and sometimes it's funny, you know when they make funny jokes about it not some retarded rambling rant like this, but at least put something that makes sense, or is at least slightly relative.
#409 - anonymous (05/04/2010) [-]
dont forget Westchester, PA, Philadelphia, Conshohocken, and Pittsburg

Oh, and did i mention florida
User avatar #417 to #409 - thebigone (05/04/2010) [-]
it reads your ip and can tell where your from. mine says south lyon.
User avatar #407 - redmoon (05/04/2010) [-]
does anyone noticed how discriminating towards females these adds are and sexist? Why aren't there any guys in the adds too :(
User avatar #414 to #407 - DGV (05/04/2010) [-]
Because they assume your a heterosexual male lol
#406 - anonymous (05/04/2010) [-]
and yet... some people MUST click those ads, otherwise they'd have stopped doing them.

...who are these people?
#405 - Fallingleaf (05/04/2010) [-]
Oh.. my... GOD she cheated on me!! She said she lived only in japan! D:
User avatar #404 - tonkaman (05/04/2010) [-]
all those swamp donkeys also live in manchester england lmao
#408 to #404 - anonymous (05/04/2010) [-]
lol and wolfville canada
#410 to #408 - anonymous (05/04/2010) [-]
AND Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.
User avatar #403 - Mandalomax (05/04/2010) [-]
its amusing cos I live in Copmanthorpe (in york (in yorkshire (In England (I can go on and on but thats just wasting time)))) but since Its normally for america it keeps saying "Hey I Live in manchester too" which is miles away, and I have just realised I have wasted all of your time by posting this...
User avatar #402 - RemNinja (05/04/2010) [-]
Oh my God, Destin, too!
User avatar #400 - ReturnDarkKnight (05/04/2010) [-]
Lady y has 2 different pictures
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