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nope
usernames are different

God damn it,
And I'd of gotta away with it too, if it wern't for you meddlin' kids...

well it still goes with the joke. "you thought these trips were real"

nope. just headlessstew.

You rang?

It's a good thing I highlight every comment I read.

I've got one for every occasion

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I am sadness.

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THANK YOU!!

hey!

no

still would bang, no homo lol

sure man small tits can be great as long as they're perky. Ever seen a chick with saggy small boobs? you don't wanna know what that's like

I've led a long life, mate. I've seen many boob... nah, never mind. Very few. But the ones I've liked were smaller, perky ones.

I'm only 16 but the one advantage I have over you is I can fuck a 16 year old girl and get high fived for it ;)

If you can get them, good on you, mate. I always chose people I wanted to be with... 3 women, in my entire life. But I worked hard for everyone of them, elaborate courtship, etc. And each time was the best time in my life. I don't regret a thing.

Well I mean I joke and all but I really do think the same way hell it would be easy for me to fuck any random slut I could find but I don't really want that and believe me when it comes to elaborate over the top gestures there's no one better than me

I could challenge you. For my first intended I wrote a collection of various poems in 5 languages. I learned one specifically for her.

For my first I had to date her in secret so I skipped school and set up the most beautiful pick-nic in the park near our school in a scenic hidden clearing in the forest with music, food, and flowers. We danced to Thin Lizzy - Dancing in the moonlight and shared our first kiss to Bryan Adams - Can't stop this thing we started.


.....your move

I have no limits... I was not a strong man in university (in Russia.) My intended confessed that a wish of hers was to have a man carry her across one of the bridges of St. Petersburg and up to her apartment to a romantic setting (6 flights.) I worked out for 6 months, and then I met her coming from work one day. I had one of my good friends play a romantic tune from Mahler's 9th symphony on the violin as I picked her up (she was probably around 50 kilograms) and carried her across the bridge and up to her apartment, where I'd used most of my monthly allowance on her favourite flowers, and I decorated her apartment and bedroom with them. I carried her for almost one kilometer and up six flights of stairs.

She became my wife for the next 18 years.

Check.

....................weeeeeeeeeeeeeeell shit I have nothing to top that you win this game good sir. I would love to hear any more stories you'd be willing to share with me

I have plenty of stories, but I suppose the most useful to you would be a tip... don't be afraid to go all out. It's surprising, but some girls to appreciate stuff that's dismissed as pathetically hopelessly romantic and nowadays gets denoted as the sign of a faggot.

Also, I'm 43, and you're significantly younger. You'll probably top me at some point.

Fear isn't my problem that's all worked out and I live for the grand gestures my only obstacle is resources but one of my favorite things is to listen to other people's stories please I'd love to hear anything else you may have

Well, with the girl I'd talked about, we got married... about 4 years into our marriage, we were very happy, but also very poor. I couldn't find much of a good job in Russia because that was the time of the Soviet collapse and everything was shit, and she was in the same situation. But she always wanted to go away from the crumbling and failing Leningrad, and she was becoming extremely depressed. So one night, when she came back from her shit factory job, she found us packed and ready to go... I'd sold my piano and my collection of rare sheet music and bought us tickets to Yalta (which is basically the little peninsula that's Russia's beaches. Really quite a nice place.) We stayed there for a few nights. It was the happiest she'd ever been up to that point.

Do you still live in Russia now?

No. America. I like it far more.

"Am I the only one who.."

no, you're not, there's 7 billion+ people in the world, even if you fap with barb wire, there will be someone else doing it, too

And that person will most likely be on 4chan.

as if what he says ISN'T on any post involving the topic of big boobs

I like them of regular measure,

Small ones or plain are no fun

Past certain point they are so big that they look bad

I prefer smaller breasts too. Anywhere from a large A-cup to a medium B-cup is my ideal size. I rarely like C-cup or higher.

yes.

It's all about the ass, man.

Brofist.

assmen representin'!

< bro is that you ? lol

I agree with you, ass first, tit's should be cute or whatever

Word up

dam beat me to it

and you should have used this :p

Do you have a source of that gif and if you do please tell me?

Thank you kind Anon. I've been searching for this source for a long time.
I feel whole again.

I saw it once on youtube it's a music cartoon or whatever.. I do not remember the name of it though. Sorry

It's funny because I read it in Gir's voice.

Exactly!