Men

I know right? As a man, you look good in any dress.

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hwarangyo

well then.. I guess so!

I looked good in my dress

I have one pair of shoes, one wallet and a phone, what more do you have?

work shoes, shoes for running, leather shoes for special occasions and my normal shoes..

also, 2 wallets because i don't like taking my id when going out..

i only have one wallet, but my running shoes are my normal shoes

ill leave now

I have cleats for baseball, turf shoes to work out in, casual shoes that i wear everyday, fishing waders (not sure if shoes), and work boots. I also only have one wallet.

3 wallets (one is a phone case as well), and at least a dozen pairs of shoes.

Why would you need any more than 1 wallet and maybe, MAYBE 2 pairs of shoes?

i like to switch out wallets every now and then, just to change things up. and as far as the shoes go, nearly every sport requires different footwear. and that doesnt even count like dress shoes and what not.

Not getting married at all; priceless.

But the downside is that you still have to pay for her weddingdress

you're not alone

But I am.




Forever alone.jpg

me too

You: My car won't start plz help
Me: Well you solenoids are broken, your rings are shot, you need a whole new crankshaft and your gaskets are leaking. (Truth is: the oil drain plug wasn't tightened enough and the battery cable was loose.)

True facts. These fuckers lie out the ass.

Thats legit dude, i was the crankshaft.

in order to get the truth you have to sound like you have some idea of what the fuck you're talking about so they fear that if they lie you will know.

Yeah but we don't need to carry around a piss pipe...

i just got aroused


damn you

moobs.

Still, i have to admit, it's pretty damn awesome being a guy.

Of course being a woman has some nice perks as well. If you're hot, you can get a guy to do pretty much anything you want. Not to mention you could beat up your husband if you felt like it and not get even remotely punished.

Pfft... That wouldn't happen!

hey GeorgeBush!

Who the fuck are you?

Calling a respectable black man a nigger rustles my jimmies to an infinite degree. Even if he's a shitty president, he's not a nigger.

Thank you so fucking much for clarifying the difference between black people, and niggers.

Gif unrelated.

As a 16 year old kid i own only one. However i know quite a few guys my age who own dozens of pairs that cost in the mid-hundreds of dollars each.

2-3 pairs sounds right for a working adult male.

My business and causal are the same, and yes they look professional, they are just really comfy. Then I have a pair for manual labor, and situations that I'm likely to get dirty.

Post pic please. I very rarely wear my nice shoes, I don't have to wear business attire for my job and I only wear them for special occasions. Other than that I wear boat shoes or vans.

These are the Levi's equivalent of vans, If I were go into a true busniess setting yes I would need another pair, but these shoes were bought specifically for attendance of my sister's wedding.

Not bad, might look into different colors.

Yeah, sorry about the horrible lighting, my house is rather dim, as for other colors. I don't know, I don't think they have any other neutral colors such as brown, the other colors they have would make these purely casual wear.

I have two pairs.
One business and one pair of Heelys.
That way, I can wear them casually and I don't have to run. I can roll instead.

Not really. When it comes to weddings the budget is often split and each partner adds so there's enough for a decent wedding.

I'd say it depends. I think the custom is that the girl's family pays for the wedding and possibly the dress, but I've never looked into marriage much. Guy still has to pay for everything that isn't the wedding though...

like the years of suffering after? We don't pay with money, we pay in tears

I truly cannot tell if that gif is the ultimate fuck off, or an invitation.

Clear benefits to each gender, i guess nobody can truly experience both and decide which is better. What if each gender's standard of "good" is actually significantly different, and one side is actually hundreds of times more pleasant than the other?

Tranny's excluded because they obviously have a bias toward the opposite gender, plus they aren't exactly truly experiencing it.

Maybe in the future.

and that's why i envy you

i often wonder what its like

like having an open wound that doesn't hurt but never heals and periodically gushes blood.

Yeah you don't have to try hard to get what you want if you harness the power that the female body possesses

Hehe, i figured this out because of the internet. Whenever my jimmies start getting rustled (usually due to dumbasses on facebook) i just think to myself "Wait, why should i care?" and the rustle is replaced with laughter at how stupid a lot of people manage to become.

you've actually very enlightened me thank you good sir

It's alright. I have about 1000 to spare. I don;t mind.

That's cool.

Thanks for downvoting me. So many nice people here. :D

I didn't actually.

Please continue to do so. As other people have.

no.

Alright, I don't run your life. you can do what you want. Because, if your friends don't dance then they're no friends of mine.
S-s-s-s
A-a-a-a
F-f-f-f
Eeeeeee!

He never said men are better than women. He was simply stating the perks of being a man. A similar compilation could easily be made about women (in fact, i would be surprised if one isn't on the front page within the next week).

i was talking about manscaping..

And then there's me.

you need to manscape the same way you_ need_ to shave
because society expects you to be cleanly shaven or well groomed

I think his point was we are not REQUIRED to manscape.