I Hate Them. . I' m just going to ask you a few questions so I can transfer you to the right ,_ department They will ask you the exact same questions and be of
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User avatar #1 - cancerousiguana (08/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
That's like today when I called Petsmart to make an appointment to have his hair cut
"Thank you for calling Petsmart what can I help you with?"
"I need to have my dog groomed"
"Has he been here before?"
"Yes"
"What is his name?"
"Eddie"
"Ok, and has he been here before?"
"Ummm... yes."
"Ok let me transfer you to the grooming department."
...
"Grooming department how may I help you?"
"I need to make an appointment"
"Ok, what is your dog's name?"
"Eddie"
"And has he been here before?"
"Yes he has."
"Alright, let me put you on hold for a second"
(new voice picks up)
"Ok, what is your dog's name"
"...Eddie..."
"And has he been here before?"
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#41 - scaredfury (08/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#32 - Slow king (08/05/2012) [-]
Relevant
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#39 to #37 - technosauce **User deleted account** (08/05/2012) [-]
i do
i do
User avatar #16 - cheesymuffins (08/05/2012) [+] (13 replies)
I had an experience like this with HP support.
Perused their website, looking for a basic driver for my printer, because the 'driver and software suite' version was ******** and I was fed up with it. Had no luck finding it for my OS.
Called in, asked for a link to a basic driver. After half an hour, got a link. Hung up, followed the link.
Link was absolutely not what I asked for, led me right back to the software suite included driver. **** me.
Called in again, and some douche who sounded like he got his first chest hair two days previous tried to help me out, and it was abundantly obvious that he was looking at the exact same webpage I was looking at. Said thanks, hung up.
This is why I hate customer support over the phone. All they do is look at the same information you do and come up with nothing.
#54 - wearethefire (08/05/2012) [-]
I thought I had lost my wallet on the bus, in an attempt to get it back I rang the bus company and they put me through 3, count 'em, 3 call centers before I got through to anyone of help, they then told me that they knew 			****		 all and couldn't help -__- turns out I had left the wallet in the common room.... TLDR: call centers suck dick. ( pic unrelated)
I thought I had lost my wallet on the bus, in an attempt to get it back I rang the bus company and they put me through 3, count 'em, 3 call centers before I got through to anyone of help, they then told me that they knew **** all and couldn't help -__- turns out I had left the wallet in the common room.... TLDR: call centers suck dick. ( pic unrelated)
#53 - mrhelmetman (08/05/2012) [-]
Had somethin' similar happen.   
   
>Moving into new apartment.   
>Order Basic cable, pre-installed.   
>Only one cable jack works, call to get repaired, can't be done until next week.   
>Call back to upgrade, got tired of only 23 channels.   
>Upgrading to Extended Basic, they can do it tomorrow.   
<--MFW they can Upgrade my cable faster than fix it.
Had somethin' similar happen.

>Moving into new apartment.
>Order Basic cable, pre-installed.
>Only one cable jack works, call to get repaired, can't be done until next week.
>Call back to upgrade, got tired of only 23 channels.
>Upgrading to Extended Basic, they can do it tomorrow.
<--MFW they can Upgrade my cable faster than fix it.
#52 - alucardshellhound (08/05/2012) [-]
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#49 - berbercurlyhair (08/05/2012) [-]
Doing your work you say?
#46 - trolololing (08/05/2012) [-]
Dude, I ******* saw this on facebook yesterday, admittedly yourecards and pokehumour are the only funny things on there but nonetheless, repost.
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User avatar #15 - satanisthesavior (08/05/2012) [-]
Even better, they will ask the same question multiple times...

Had one time when my brand new laptop wouldn't turn on (INB4 "you're a tech n00b", I sent it back and it turns out they shipped it broken so they sent me a new one). Called tech support, told them the issue, got asked if it was plugged in. Okay, I can understand they probably get a lot of idiots not plugging **** in. But then, in between other simple questions, they asked me three more times if it was plugged in. Do they really get people who say yes to that the first three times, then on the fourth time are all "oh wait, my bad, it was unplugged the whole time. Sorry."?

Even better, despite knowing that the laptop WOULD NOT TURN ON, they asked me to try restarting it... >.>
User avatar #6 - ReaLCooLGuY (08/05/2012) [-]
every ******* time
User avatar #5 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
The story of every insurance company.
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