You think you have it rough?

You wouldn't be scared of the fact that there are people actually trying to kill you? I'd be terrified.

Yeah, so I wouldn't necessarily call getting shot at a good day... just good luck that I didn't die.

“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your little miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.”

Suddenly I'm rooting for the terrorists :P

It's a copy pasta.

"and i have over 300 confirmed kills"
in that point i thought he was joking around
and was talking about CoD..

It's a copy pasta. I got that one and one just like it, see?

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little airbender? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Fire Nation, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Earth Kingdom, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in bending lightning and I'm the top bender in the entire Fire Nation. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of combustion-men across Ba Sing Se and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, airbender. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare flames. Not only am I extensively trained in firebending, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Fire Nation military and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Aang.

Wait, I'm in the wrong her, didn't realize the quotations! My apologies.

here*

Too bad you're not in the wrong "her", tho..

But there's never a wrong her

Oh...?

navy seal copy pasta is hilarious, fuck you.

Fuck you, nobody even mentions firefighters, we do all the saving and none of the killing.

They volunteer to go to war which prevents a draft which prevents people like you doing something you wouldn't want to.

You wanna volunteer to lay your life on the line and put yourself in an environment when you could die at any moment, anon? I think the fact that soldiers choose to do it themselves makes it an even bigger deal.

Couldn't have said it better

Because the soldiers have everything to do with our current economic status or our general Western culture morality.

Only 20?
Feels like you're lying.

yes because the world is black and white. that's all people see. there is never any gray. they don't 'hate our freedom' there is politics. always fucking politics. so everybody here has to just suck it up and realize it isn't a perfect goddamn world. people die. its a fucking awful all of it but yelling that the governments broken isn't helping and im so sick of people who think doing that is gonna change a goddamn thing. fine sit there. feel triumphant. to hell with you. it's not like you saved a life telling anyone this. it's not like i have either. this cycle is long and vicious, your crap and mine will not stop it. that's why i hate people who think it will.

My response to that is, what did Iraq have to do with your right to sit and do nothing?

My response to that is, The Draft.

I dont understand what Iraq is doing to harm your rights, if anything, i see it as the other way around.

No. The soldier is fighting for his right for the couch because the government wants to keep fighting in the middle east for some all important but unclear reason, but they need tools of war if they want to do stuff there. If nobody volunteered to be a soldier, the government would draft people. Happened in Vietnam.

And if you're wondering, I'm American, and I don't support the wars in the middle east. I think the soldiers should just be brought home.

I agree don't you think i don't i wish they would come home i just find it frustrating that people call them murderers when they get back i mean that's just not fair

They don't chose where they get sent to, they just follow orders. Don't confuse the government's decisions with the soldier's decisions. The government decided to go to Iraq, the soldiers decided to join the military to help protect the country from getting it's ass kicked and taken over.

Funding the oil industry?

Dont know why your getting reds, your right. and to #51 getting your ass kicked? by the weakest country in the middle east? The whole idea of this war is stupid. "they have a bomb and 2 of the 16+ people involved with the 9/11 attacks were born in Iraq." turns out they dont have a bomb. oh, but since were here, lets let all the oil companies come here and get more oil!

Also, the 2 of the 16+ people were the organizers of the attack, and the other 14+ people were all under the same cause.

Well, they ARE taking down a well-known terrorist organization that IS based in the Iraq/Iran area.

So, 2 birds, one stone.

Spongebob. Fuck yeah.

That's rough buddy

That's what I told him

Outside?Wheres that?

you know the computer screen with trees and grass and other houses on it? that is actually outside

No silly that's minecraft!

OH YEAH, that annoying thing.I fixed that up a few years ago.Mine didn't have many trees and grass tho, only cars and stupid people.

lol this has been fantastic

Is it true that there is a glowing ball of light in the sky?

no only rain (look at my username)

You're brilliant, you are.

Watch live news castings of interviews with the people of the middle east. Most of them say they appreciate the American effort in their country and they talk and act like normal, rational beings. Comedian Russel Peters went over there once and said that when he asked a a guy about the terrorists they all told him it was the crazy people from a certain area and that they just happen to get the air time. So from what I have seen from news that has complete freedom to find and report on anything they find, they are not committing heinous war crimes.

and got a hole punched right through my face

Ok, how the fuck did you manage that one?

i came off me mountain bike and sharp piece of plastic went right through me cheek, i looked like those cartoons where they get punctured and they drink water, and water squirts out of all the holes, i did that and this woman freaked out stung like a cunt :D

pic related

hole was about 1.5 cm tho

eh more or less