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Dear Burglar ...
Collected from the interwebs. No way in hell OC.
Add and Subscribe dammit
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Mum.
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son .. PA mom In eureka m the Is of
gem unit are mama my we mun
hammok.
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am. no . howl In mm mm was
new an the
st" Brut um Santana hmmn ' mum
srrs' g'. and we me: sweet! my nirvana mus mm
when he mm can have, we new mom um
her mm! marked and her artyum on mm an may Fcebook we saw.
hams an the the mint! no 3 mm.» band, who In yam he and
my was n poke - an sao. nma an I manna. he has Mu my m mm:. nam an
he re
annual mm: gm...
Permanency Marked Carroll. Iowa. DOME were on patrol Oct 23, looking an
two man who man to break we an apartment, Others puny: were sauna
In and Joey Miner. tight, who had apparent) ytte" to
cove! ila,, eiight, i, ewith permanent marker Sam faced Mom burglars memes.
Alt
Snack distracts burglar
mum caan can
3 an _ minimums»-
dun
mat
Police checked the area and
found an open door in the back
of the building. An ,
The mais name was not
Marco, detective Tim Dahr said.
Instead, "the officer was trying
to inject some humor into the
The restaurant
To be honest I' m not bound or song ' Phe
45 we duel, - Ch m n axe an
be we anl pr enough Po '
...
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#21
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mrfourtysevenman ONLINE (08/04/2012) [+]
(13 replies)
kinda related?
>2002
>was about 6 or 7
>playing counter strike on xbox live
>cobble
>playing as counter-terrorist
>im the only guy left on my team
>only one terrorist left
>devise a plan so brilliant, PLANKTON would envy it
>camp at a doorway
>this was not any regular camp
>threw my M4 on the ground in front of doorway
>waitinggame.gif
>terrorist walks in right in front of me
>pull out desert eagle
>he walks over gun
<stops, walks backwards
>looks down
>picks up the gun
>shot him right in the head with .50 caliber shot
>laugh my ass off all day
>BITCHES TERRORISTS LOVE M4'S!!
>2002
>was about 6 or 7
>playing counter strike on xbox live
>cobble
>playing as counter-terrorist
>im the only guy left on my team
>only one terrorist left
>devise a plan so brilliant, PLANKTON would envy it
>camp at a doorway
>this was not any regular camp
>threw my M4 on the ground in front of doorway
>waitinggame.gif
>terrorist walks in right in front of me
>pull out desert eagle
>he walks over gun
<stops, walks backwards
>looks down
>picks up the gun
>shot him right in the head with .50 caliber shot
>laugh my ass off all day
>
kill a guy in a movie: cool
kill a hot chick in movie: damn...o well
kill a not hot chick in movie: k
kill a dog in a movie: O GOD NO WHY!?! WHY!?! SON OF A BITCH!!! I LOVED THAT DOG!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD THE DIRECTOR DO THIS? DOES HE CARE ABOUT ANYTHING IN LIFE? DOES HE HAVE ANY COMPASSION? NO HUMAN COULD ALLOW THIS!!!!
kill a hot chick in movie: damn...o well
kill a not hot chick in movie: k
kill a dog in a movie: O GOD NO WHY!?! WHY!?! SON OF A BITCH!!! I LOVED THAT DOG!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD THE DIRECTOR DO THIS? DOES HE CARE ABOUT ANYTHING IN LIFE? DOES HE HAVE ANY COMPASSION? NO HUMAN COULD ALLOW THIS!!!!
#65
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iamasquid (08/04/2012) [-]
No shit, not even joking, I fucking know a guy named Jonathan Parker, and that sounds like something he would do if he was drunk enough. But we live on the other side of the country, and he's 21, AND I just saw him this morning.
Mfw, reading that post.
Mfw, reading that post.
#7
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N. Korean citizen (08/03/2012) [-]
Yeah when I started hanging out with the wrong people I actually spay painted on a car and someone was inside.
Almost fucking shat my pants when he got out and then ran like hell.
Almost fucking shat my pants when he got out and then ran like hell.
Fun fact: Police get people to write apology letters because they are actually giant signed, hand written confessions.