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#57 - polarispotato **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#21 - mrfourtysevenman (08/04/2012) [+] (13 replies)
kinda related?
>2002
>was about 6 or 7
>playing counter strike on xbox live
>cobble
>playing as counter-terrorist
>im the only guy left on my team
>only one terrorist left
>devise a plan so brilliant, PLANKTON would envy it
>camp at a doorway
>this was not any regular camp
>threw my M4 on the ground in front of doorway
>waitinggame.gif
>terrorist walks in right in front of me
>pull out desert eagle
>he walks over gun
<stops, walks backwards
>looks down
>picks up the gun
>shot him right in the head with .50 caliber shot
>laugh my ass off all day
> BITCHES TERRORISTS LOVE M4'S!!
#23 - andrewtwotwofour (08/04/2012) [+] (8 replies)
first panel
>whats Tulsa backwards ?
>a slut
>whats a slut backwards?
>50 $
#75 - thebrothersmachado (08/04/2012) [-]
best burglar mask ive ever seen
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The dog one made me sad :/
User avatar #6 to #3 - fancyshark (08/03/2012) [-]
kill a guy in a movie: cool
kill a hot chick in movie: damn...o well
kill a not hot chick in movie: k
kill a dog in a movie: O GOD NO WHY!?! WHY!?! SON OF A BITCH!!! I LOVED THAT DOG!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD THE DIRECTOR DO THIS? DOES HE CARE ABOUT ANYTHING IN LIFE? DOES HE HAVE ANY COMPASSION? NO HUMAN COULD ALLOW THIS!!!!
User avatar #20 - Omnomnomynous (08/04/2012) [-]
I wanna know what the joke was that made the burglar laugh.
#16 - FrozenEmber (08/04/2012) [+] (6 replies)
**FrozenEmber rolled a random image posted in comment #7472887 at FJ Pony Thread ** New background.
#17 to #16 - FrozenEmber (08/04/2012) [-]
I'm ok with this.
#65 - iamasquid (08/04/2012) [-]
No 						****					, not even joking, I 						*******					 know a guy named Jonathan Parker, and that sounds like something he would do if he was drunk enough. But we live on the other side of the country, and he's 21, AND I just saw him this morning.   
Mfw, reading that post.
No **** , not even joking, I ******* know a guy named Jonathan Parker, and that sounds like something he would do if he was drunk enough. But we live on the other side of the country, and he's 21, AND I just saw him this morning.
Mfw, reading that post.
#46 - remainsx (08/04/2012) [-]
So, I ate this vaginasandwich yesterday... it was rather delicious.
#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Hm, the Nazi in me asks why he spelled out "two" but only put the numbers for "10" even though they have the exact same amount of letters, and the number "2" is a single character instead of two.
User avatar #12 to #11 - Crusader (08/03/2012) [-]
With proper grammar, you are supposed to spell any numbers up to 10, but once you reach 10 you just use numbers.
#66 - carlose (08/04/2012) [-]
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User avatar #62 - xchewsifferx (08/04/2012) [-]
hazzah! i live in Tulsa, i now feel special :)
#40 - rossdabigboss (08/04/2012) [-]
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#9 - zeusx (08/03/2012) [-]
last guy's fw
last guy's fw
#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/03/2012) [-]
Yeah when I started hanging out with the wrong people I actually spay painted on a car and someone was inside.
Almost ******* shat my pants when he got out and then ran like hell.
#84 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/04/2012) [-]
#79 - kingthatcrawls (08/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My birthday's on September 9th
#48 - pureoz (08/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Are you ******* serious.....
User avatar #58 - galaxyslash (08/04/2012) [-]
im live in tulsa :3
#22 - pariahlol (08/04/2012) [-]
Marco Polo + Cops and Robbers. Grand combination right there
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